To not bother opening the door?

[Justwanttoweeinpeace]

Mate and her new boyfriend are coming for lunch today.

He's a stuntman!

So they won't need me to open the door will they? He'll probably rappel down the roof tiles and kick through DS's bedroom window.

Would it be rude to grill him on all the famous people he's worked with? Should I wait until I've served coffee?

[Imfinehowareyou]

They must have arrived by now so how did he get in?