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To fancy Pete Doherty though I am an old married woman?

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MissWillaCather · 13/10/2016 19:46

Just that really. Idly dream of running off to a debauched life of drugs and rock and roll 😀

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VeryBitchyRestingFace · 13/10/2016 19:48

Don't think he's washed this century. Bleugh.

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deblet · 13/10/2016 19:48

Pete Doherty ? No problem with being an older married woman but up the stakes a bit :)

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BeardMinge · 13/10/2016 19:48

You've just made me do a bit of sick in my mouth.

He is a sweaty, pasty faced junkie who looks like he needs a damn good wash.

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VeryBitchyRestingFace · 13/10/2016 19:49

AND you'd be taking Gillian Taylforth's Kate Moss' leavings.

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MissWillaCather · 13/10/2016 19:49

I know, I know...

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justdontevenfuckingstart · 13/10/2016 19:50

He has a pasty drug addled face on a spindly body. Mind you I love rough stubbly old bald men. Each to their own Smile

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LadyTrevelyan · 13/10/2016 19:51

Haven't seen any recent news on him but can't imagine he is doing well. Would like to think he is though.

Go back ten or so years and, yes, I would but then I wouldn'tConfused. Shades of Phil Lynott.

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OhFuckOff · 13/10/2016 19:52

Gillian Taylworth... Pete Doherty WHAT ewww Confused

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QueenSpartacusOfTheAndals · 13/10/2016 19:53

I once dated someone whose ex went out with Pete. Apparently he's very sweet and vulnerable and women just want to take care of him. I've seen him in the flesh but the only observation I can offer is that he's very tall - much taller than you'd imagine!

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OhFuckOff · 13/10/2016 19:53

*Taylforth Blush

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AnyFucker · 13/10/2016 19:54

I think you need to get your bumps felt

That is not a euphemism

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JenLindleyShitMom · 13/10/2016 19:54

Ewwwww! Have a word with yourself love! Grin

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MissWillaCather · 13/10/2016 19:54

See, tall is good... sweet is good..it's not helping!

Have seen him play a few times, and he's so talented, as well as doomed...

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MissWillaCather · 13/10/2016 19:55

AF, that's the plan..😉

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MrsPeterDoherty · 13/10/2016 19:56

I adore Peter, he's mine! He has the voice of an angel

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MissWillaCather · 13/10/2016 19:56

I am not alone... 😀

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iklboo · 13/10/2016 19:57

He looks like the love child of Rodney Bewes & Jamie Cullum

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AnyFucker · 13/10/2016 19:58

Weirdo

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BlurtonOnKites4eva · 13/10/2016 19:58

I also like him...

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MissWillaCather · 13/10/2016 19:59

In the words of another musical great, it's all wrong, but it's all right

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3Eggses · 13/10/2016 19:59

Grim. Sweet as he may be he looks like a heroin addict no shit. Have you seen his teeth? They tell a sad tale. If you ran off with him I imagine you'd die an early death in a manky bedsit. Aim higher OP.

Off to google the Taylforth connection Shock

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RhubarbRocks · 13/10/2016 20:00

Ewwwww. He looks like he needs a good wash to me. And I bet he's not washed his sheets this side of Christmas. You are very welcome to him!!!

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WizardOfToss · 13/10/2016 20:00

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AnyFucker · 13/10/2016 20:02

I imagine his skin creases are teeming

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SukeyTakeItOffAgain · 13/10/2016 20:03

YEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUURRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!


YABU.

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