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to wonder why my kids wont bloody stand up

(11 Posts)
Gowgirl Thu 13-Oct-16 16:46:50

Just that really they lean on me constantly, I love a cuddle with them but they would rather roll about on my lap or lean on my legs, all the time! Between the three of them its like being under attack!

allnewredfairy Thu 13-Oct-16 17:04:15

It's because they lurve you! I get that it's seriously annoying though grin

JenLindleyShitMom Thu 13-Oct-16 17:09:16

Is it your fabric softener? Maybe you smell irresistible? grin

PinkSquash Thu 13-Oct-16 17:26:21

Maybe cover yourself in broccoli or other veg feared by children and you'll be fine? grin

Soubriquet Thu 13-Oct-16 17:28:41

Start brushing their hair

Dd used to do this. I reached for the hair brush and she would suddenly sit/stand up

Doesn't work now. She loves a good hair brush

SansasEscape Thu 13-Oct-16 17:31:11

It's like when I bleach the kitchen floor and my cat loses her shit and rolls around on it grin

Lweji Thu 13-Oct-16 17:35:37

They are cold. Put an extra layer on them.

acasualobserver Thu 13-Oct-16 17:38:53

Fart.

lessthanBeau Thu 13-Oct-16 17:41:58

I feel your pain, I don't mind a cuddle but I need my personal space, I chuck em off!

Gowgirl Thu 13-Oct-16 17:57:22

They are busy playing--fighting over a Duplo brick-- now, just gearing myself up for bath time!

Amummyatlast Thu 13-Oct-16 18:01:25

DD treats me like a climbing frame. For the past 10 minutes she has been demanding hug after hug after hug, which wouldn't be too bad if they were actual hugs. Instead I'm getting 'jump on mummy, bounce up and down and bounce off' on repeat.

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