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Notsoyummi Tue 11-Oct-16 15:54:47

how about period poo omg I often have to stop and breath mid push the cramps are soo bad!

Mishegoss Tue 11-Oct-16 15:58:21

I'm speechless grin

Crunchymum Tue 11-Oct-16 15:59:33

Is your thread about hangover poo or period poo?

OohMavis Tue 11-Oct-16 15:59:43

Period poo is not my favourite, I have to say.

DoesAnyoneReadTheseThings Tue 11-Oct-16 16:00:35

I thought it was just me! Why does no one tell you about this stuff! They should put it on a card in the box of tampons!

Mishegoss Tue 11-Oct-16 16:00:36

We're a poo based forum today 😂

WatchingFromTheWings Tue 11-Oct-16 16:00:40

I always feel a stone lighter and less bloated after a really good period poo!

Lauracertain1988 Tue 11-Oct-16 16:00:57

Hate that time of the month for that exact reason!

steppemum Tue 11-Oct-16 16:13:23

one of my friends used to get really bad diarrhea with her period, apparently it is quite common, who knew?!

JinkxMonsoon Tue 11-Oct-16 16:16:45

Progesterone levels are high during the second half of the menstrual cycle (from ovulation to the start of your next period). Progesterone acts like a muscle relaxant and makes the bowel sluggish.

It's the dropping of progesterone levels that triggers the bleed, and it also causes the bowel to start moving again. Hence period poo.

Here endeth today's biology lesson.

MadHattersWineParty Tue 11-Oct-16 16:16:55

I am definitely rather 'upset' in the bowel department when I am on my lady-period blush

I only realised that wasn't that uncommon when I read about it on here a year or so back!

Ladybird333 Tue 11-Oct-16 16:23:04

I always have diarrhoea when I get my period. However today's poo horror was due to the beetroot I had for dinner last night. I caught a glimpse of the red bloodbath while I flushed and thought I must have shat out my guts.

Notsoyummi Tue 11-Oct-16 16:24:43

Lol ladybird period poo is equivalent to pushing baby out of back passage

Sparklesilverglitter Tue 11-Oct-16 16:29:48

Lady period 😂 I'm sorry I don't know why but that made me giggle

Period poo is not great OP, the cramps ouch!

SurlyValentine Tue 11-Oct-16 16:33:21

Hangover poo = mushy, scared to fart for about six hours afterwards.

Period poo = in the words of Rachel Green, "like trying to blow a St Bernard out your ass."

toffee1000 Tue 11-Oct-16 18:39:06

They're fucking awful, aren't they?? They leave me feeling relieved yet exhausted.

ICancelledTheCheque Tue 11-Oct-16 18:47:08

Period poos are the worst. It literally leaves me in searing agony sad

TheTroutofNoCraic Tue 11-Oct-16 18:48:14

Have you ever noticed that wave of heat that rushes through your body doing a hangover being hugged by a ghost. smile

IfartInYourGeneralDirection Tue 11-Oct-16 18:50:53

Both love and fear the period poo. Always feel great after

NoTractorsAtTheTable Tue 11-Oct-16 18:51:25

A friend of mine refers to period poos as being "so big, you're hungry afterwards" envy

Couldn't quite look her in the eye after that revelation!

HateSummer Tue 11-Oct-16 18:53:20

I agree OP! I also hate just before period poo. Horrible cramps.

I get weird poo cramps everytime I'm in TK Maxx, and drive home quickly to poop it out. I swear they have something in their air conditioning.

Dontpanicpyke Tue 11-Oct-16 18:53:29

Lady period? grin

CrazyDuchess Tue 11-Oct-16 18:55:57

period poos as being "so big, you're hungry afterward"

That's fucking genius grin

Laiste Tue 11-Oct-16 18:59:13

I'm in the runny period poo camp.

So no big struggle to get it out, but there i am once a month wiping blood and shit all mixed up just loving womanhood hmm

Turquoisetamborine Tue 11-Oct-16 18:59:29

Why are you heavier during your period when you are pooing so much and losing blood??

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