Why the hell would you go to the press about this?

[flanjabelle]

www.thesun.co.uk/news/1921629/student-teacher-needed-emergency-surgery-after-getting-seven-inch-sex-toy-lodged-up-her-back-passage/

Aibu to think this woman is somewhat unhinged for wanting this story to be public knowledge? What if her mum or dad reads it? Or her future employers?!

[flanjabelle]

www.thesun.co.uk/news/1921629/student-teacher-needed-emergency-surgery-after-getting-seven-inch-sex-toy-lodged-up-her-back-passage/

[fc301]

Ha lol I thought the same thing!

[Smartleatherbag]

She'll lose her registration for that. Seriously. I know teachers who have been removed from the register for less. If she'd kept it private, no problem. But advertising it?!

[GreatFuckability]

well, given shes a student teacher, she just ruined her career!

[Mybeardeddragonjustdied2016]

And also ruined her arse hole!

[ImperialBlether]

As soon as I saw the heading of this thread I knew it would be about her!

[RomanticWalksToTheFridge]

On the one hand I think she was quite brave to admit it as a sort of public service announcement. (I seriously cannot believe I typed that).

On the other hand - WTAF.

And on the other hand maybe she is looking for a career in porn. Because that would certainly get the attention of someone or other.

[NervousNellie313]

I saw this story and figured it was a small bullet, lord knows how something that big got stuck up there! And using bbq prongs to try get it out?!

I guess if she loses her registration she'll have a promising future on Babe Station

[myownprivateidaho]

She must have been broke and desperate for the cash.

[onecrazycook]

We're meant to believe that this happened and she didn't notice? How slack is her arsehole ffs?

[Wrinklytights]

I have no idea. I hope they charged her for the ambulance. Being too drunk to drive is not a reason to call an ambulance - it's not a taxi service ffs!

[RoseGoldHippie]

Hahahaha!! Don't teachers have to have stupid privacy settings on FB etc to protect their image to parents and children? Surely this is the ultimate TMI when you work for a school?

[RoseGoldHippie]

**sorry meant stupidly high privacy settings

[AnchorDownDeepBreath]

She got paid a few grand to tell the story with images. I guess she decided somehow that the money was worth more than having that associated with you forever.

[flanjabelle]

Surely she would have felt it internally when she moved. It is a solid dildo, not a floppy bendy one. It must have been agonising pushing against her intestines!

[outcrops]

She has a child. Imagine reading that about your mum

[OnionKnight]

It wasn't as big as the dildo she posed with apparently.

[SheldonsSpot]

I doubt she got paid enough to compensate for the loss of her teaching career before it even began.

Stupid idiot.

[CalleighDoodle]

I just Assumed she was one month into teaching, decided it wasnt worth it but felt she couldnt just quit and disappoint her family, so did this to get sacked.

[VladmirsPoutine]

If people can take their entire families to pose for sad faces for the DM over a Tesco ready meal then I'm not surprised by this. I often wonder how some people manage in the world?

[VoldysGoneMouldy]

Surely she won't be able to continue as a student teacher after going public with this? There are really strict rules about what you can be associated with aren't there?

[BrianMolkoismyPlacebo]

She must be thick as shit. Stupid woman. Compeletely ruined her career.

The photo is horrible!

[BrianMolkoismyPlacebo]

I bet this is the highlight of the journalist's career

[user1473454752]

There is already a thread on this x

[YuckYuckEwwww]

This isn't real, the back passage bends, there's no way she didn't feel a straight solid dildo that size up there, it would hurt regardless of how slack her arse is because it'ld be hitting a bend