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To think that cheese slices have no place on a pizza

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DontTouchTheMoustache Fri 07-Oct-16 19:09:48

Ordered a take away pizza, 4 cheeses with some extra toppings. Turns up quickly which is good but on every slice of pizza is one of those cheap, plastic cheese slices.
Pizza was of course disgusting and is now in the bin. It cost a small fortune but I have extreme social anxiety which leaves me very panicky if I have to make calls and more so to complain. I'm moving house which is why I ordered as all cooking stuff at new house and I'm cleaning old house. After a very bad week it's actually left me sat on the floor in tears (I know I am being unreasonable about that, just a last straw kind f thing). ButAIBU that you don't put cheese slices on a pizza??

milkysmum Fri 07-Oct-16 19:11:44

What full squares or chopped up? Still rubbish either way like!

Ohdearducks Fri 07-Oct-16 19:12:20


DontTouchTheMoustache Fri 07-Oct-16 19:15:16

Half a slice just plonked on top of each slice of pizza

Ohdearducks Fri 07-Oct-16 19:16:32

May the pizza gods rain rancid pepperoni down on their ridiculous heads! YANBU

SharkBastard Fri 07-Oct-16 19:17:39

What the, absolutely no. Fucking monsters

DontTouchTheMoustache Fri 07-Oct-16 19:18:06

Lol ohdearducks well put

GizmoFrisby Fri 07-Oct-16 19:18:24


MadHattersWineParty Fri 07-Oct-16 19:18:35

I have a disgusting penchant for plastic cheese blush

Wouldn't pay over the odds for it though!

Sparklesilverglitter Fri 07-Oct-16 19:19:03

shock that poor pizza.

A pizza deserves real cheese sad

Oysterbabe Fri 07-Oct-16 19:19:05

WTF is wrong with them?!

wishingchair1 Fri 07-Oct-16 19:19:35

Yuk, i would complain. They have no place on a pizza. Can anyone else call up for you. Or could you call and just say you are allergic to something in a cheese slice, had you known you would have ordered something else. And ask for a replacement with three cheese or a different type.

IHaveBrilloHair Fri 07-Oct-16 19:20:00

I love cheap cheese slices, but not on pizza, unexpectedly, that's just all wrong.
There's nothing worse than crap takeaway.

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties Fri 07-Oct-16 19:20:13

I think I would have eaten it anyway. Can't you just eat round the offending cheese?

x2boys Fri 07-Oct-16 19:23:00

looks horrible ds1 would however love it he loves those horrible plastic cheese slices especially on a burger

Maudlinmaud Fri 07-Oct-16 19:23:51

Rank! YANBU.
Can you order from.somewhere else to cheer yourself up?

CheshireDing Fri 07-Oct-16 19:26:27

Cheap bastards, that is SO wrong.

Yes complain, then pop yourself off to the nearest Co-Op/equivalent and get some Prosecco and crisps/cakes (it's not hot pizza but better than that bloody effort) smile

MrsHathaway Fri 07-Oct-16 19:27:11

DH loves cheese slices - they're called plastic cheese chez Hathaway. But I think he might actually be driven to violence if such cheese appeared on a pizza!

I'm so sorry your evening was spoiled. I had a little cry this lunchtime when my lunch was made wrong. Sometimes there's just too much else going on and a little mistake comes to epitomise the shittiness of the universe.

Nutella straight out of the jar?

DontTouchTheMoustache Fri 07-Oct-16 19:27:17

I have tried to eat around the cheese but have now run out of "safe" pizza. In all honesty the rest of it was not much better...suspect the quality control on ingredients is fairly poor...have put it down to experience and left a strongly worded review. Thanks for cheering me up though grin

DontTouchTheMoustache Fri 07-Oct-16 19:28:58

Lol mrshathaway I'm allergic to nuts, as if things couldn't get any worse haha.
Prosecco and crisps might be a winner though. And dip. And a film. And sacking off cleaning till tomorrow.

MrsHathaway Fri 07-Oct-16 19:30:16

Oops sorry ... blush Ben & Jerry's then.

And absolutely fuck the cleaning. Sounds like the last thing you need to be doing.

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties Fri 07-Oct-16 19:33:08

After several glasses of Prosecco it may taste better. Well done for eating the safe bits of pizza grin.

Would you like to name and shame this pizza outlet? Was it a fake Pizza Hut? Pizza shack or similar? I'd like to know to avoid them.

CheshireDing Fri 07-Oct-16 19:37:24

Cheesy Doritos and Garlic Mayonnaise Dip, washed down with Prosecco = fit grin

HSMMaCM Fri 07-Oct-16 19:42:09

Prosecco and crisps. Perfect. As mentioned above, maybe try the pizza again after a few glasses.

DontTouchTheMoustache Fri 07-Oct-16 19:45:15

So the biggest spider I've ever seen just ran out of my shoe and I'm pretty sure the whole Street heard me screaming. It is not my day. I might need 2 bottles of prosecco

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