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Issues need sorting, do I shag him in between rows

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YesAnastasia Wed 05-Oct-16 00:18:00

That's it really. He's a fucking dick but I'm a bit horny & he's a dick. But I married him. And he's handsome. He's a massive fucking dick though.

gunting Wed 05-Oct-16 00:25:15


caroldecker Wed 05-Oct-16 00:28:45

Shag him for you, not for him

Meadows76 Wed 05-Oct-16 00:30:37

Years ago I was going to leave dh. I ended the marriage and we lived in the same house for a month but barely spoke. We managed to conceive DC4 during this time. Eventually we got back together but when he was being a dick I still shagged him

WomanFromAnotherPlace Wed 05-Oct-16 00:30:59

If you feel like it, do it. But don't forget to do the passive-agressive silent treatment afterwards smile

TaterTots Wed 05-Oct-16 00:31:36

Shag him in a massively aggressive way.

Alorsmum Wed 05-Oct-16 00:42:49

He's a fucking dick but I'm a bit horny & he's a dick.
Great line!
Shag the dick

MadAsABagOfCats Wed 05-Oct-16 00:58:25

LTB and shag someone else grinwink

JoffreyBaratheon Wed 05-Oct-16 01:16:33

Has he got a brother?

ohdofeckoffnowdear Wed 05-Oct-16 01:18:42

Well if he is a massive dick you will have great delight in shagging Him.

QueenLizIII Wed 05-Oct-16 01:22:10

Put a bag over his head or ride him reverse cow you dont have to see his face.

CurlyWurlyCatcher Wed 05-Oct-16 01:22:27

Shag him, but the second it's done, just stand up and leave the room. Or just get your phone and immediately open up this conversation, the second the shagging is complete wink

Does anyone know the reference from 'Friends'? 'I got mine!' grin

oldlaundbooth Wed 05-Oct-16 01:28:14

She's obviously busy shagging him so I won't respond.

Amethyst81 Wed 05-Oct-16 01:58:12

Curlywurly grin
Yes shag him, I've done so when we've not been speaking, we then continue to not speak during or for a few days after. Make sure you're selfish and its all about you though.

KC225 Wed 05-Oct-16 03:18:20

Misread your title as 'Inlaws' need sorting do I shag him inbetween. I was quite intrigued, Was a expecting an excuse me, can I just squeeze in here

99littleducks Wed 05-Oct-16 07:33:49

...can I just squeeze in there?


ClopySow Wed 05-Oct-16 07:51:36

Hate sex can be fun.

Sonnythompson1984 Sun 20-Nov-16 08:00:29

Can I squeeze in also! 😂👍

crashdoll Sun 20-Nov-16 12:28:48

Sure, why not?!

Sonnythompson1984 Sun 20-Nov-16 12:59:16


HuskyLover1 Sun 20-Nov-16 13:00:56

I am laughing so much at this!

Joking aside, I couldn't shag DH if we weren't talking. How does that even happen?

BoneyBackJefferson Sun 20-Nov-16 13:04:03

If you don't already have kids, It might just be worth thinking that if your protection goes wrong and the issues are not resolved you are going to be tied to this man forever.

MonicaLewinskisFlange Sun 20-Nov-16 13:09:33

Don't be silly. Sort yourself out. In every meaning of the phrase. wink

ChocolateWombat Sun 20-Nov-16 13:39:25

Well, depends if you can separate your sex life from the emotions you feel for him.
I wouldn't want to shag someone I thought was a dick. However, this dick isn't a random dick, he's your husband dick!

Are you trying to leave him? Are you trying to sort the issues? Will shagging him complicate and slow the sorting of issues....if so, resist feeling horny and don't do it. If you can shag him and it won't delay sorting the issues and might even help draw you closer then do.

All humour aside (and the thread makes it sound funny....but I suspect there's a serious question in there) I think OP knows that shagging him will delay the sorting of the issues, and isn't a good idea. If that's the case.....then resist. OP can you clarify the kind of issues a bit more and then we can see if our light hearted responses make sense, or not. If the 'issues' are serious ones about abuse or a total change I. His behaviour which is needed for the relationship to move forward, or if you have basically already separated, shagging him might scratch a short term 'itch' for you, but could delay and set back progress you have already made in the direction you want to go in the long term. If this is your situation, shagging could be like the alcoholic returning to the booze one more time.....a bad idea!

Sonnythompson1984 Sun 20-Nov-16 23:41:53

Lol if the sex is that good then certain things can be overlooked yes? 😂😂💋

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