to think cock swinging isn't normal?

[laureywilliams]

My new man swings his cock around in a circle.

Actual cock swinging. Not metaphorical.

He says all men do this to show off to their girlfriends. I've never seen anything like it.(admittedly my experience is somewhat limited)

I don't mind, its funny, if a little strange. I just want to know if its normal.

[DerekSprechenZeDick]

It's called the Helicopter and it's what I'd do all day if I had a penis

[laureywilliams]

OMG! He said it was called the helicopter!!! I didn't believe it! I can hardly type in disbelief!

[5OBalesofHay]

Not something I've encountered but if it makes him happy and you don't mind then no harm.

[lizzieoak]

erm, no, never been ... treated to this!

[ineedamoreadultieradult]

I have never encountered the helicopter I can't say it would impress me. It would probably just make me laugh.

[ivykaty44]

Boys and there toys

[CannotEvenDeal]

Yep I've encountered the helicopter too

[TroysMammy]

I wouldn't say it's to show off more for comedy reasons. My DP occasionally puts his cock between his legs and says "I'm a laydee" then turns around and adds " with piles". I just give him a look as he cackles to himself.

Other men I've been in relationships with have also done this. Perhaps I attract this type .

Men are childish.

[TopazRocks]

No man has ever done that for me. I feel deprived. I'll have to ask DH when he wakens up.

[TheoriginalLEM]

so long as he doesn't do it in the queue for the checkout id say its fine.

[DesolateWaist]

Be thankful you don't live with my DH.
He stands there stark naked save for his socks and practises various squats and lunges.
I usually laugh but I'm not sure if this is the effect he is looking for.

[DustyOfSkye]

report him to the RSPB. Then LTB

[HeyNannyNanny]

1000% requesting this show tonight.
I doubt I'll be indulged.

[DontBuyANewMumCashmere]

I've heard of it and I have been 'treated' to it before but I wouldn't say all blokes do it, nor that the point is to impress girlfriends!

[CannotEvenDeal]

Yes you are indeed deprived if you've never been offered a ride on the helicopter

[moreslackthanslick]

😂😂😂😂

Can't say that in my extensive experience I've ever seen this. But hey as pp have said, if it makes him happy!

[intheknickersoftime]

I thought this was a poem at first, something like Pam Agree would have wrote. The first two lines do have iambic pentameter in my opinion. Are you a poet and you just don't know it op?

[Realhousewivesofshit]

I clearly need more wine or alternatively have had enough.

[UmbongoUnchainedInAPearTreeeee]

My husband would knock himself out if he did that.

stealthboast

[Soubriquet]

I've seen the helicopter...and the mangina.

In fact I was chased down the street by my sisters boyfriend when he was sporting a mangina.....until he fell over a low brick wall into someone's front garden

[LexieSinclair]

Ah the legendary Helicopter.

I have never actually been fortunate ebjugg to experience this, could you post a video?

[Dafspunk]

Can you give us more context? I'm curious as to when this occurs - is it a foreplay thing or does he just hop up in the Corrie ad break?

[laureywilliams]

Derek do you have to witness this? Does he slap it on his tummy? You're probably right... I think I'd do the same if I had one.

[LexieSinclair]

*enough

[DerekSprechenZeDick]

I have seen it done in the past. I get penis envy often