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To have conducted an experiment on the effects of alcohol

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wineoclockthanks Sat 24-Sep-16 20:35:36

On will power smile

I've resisted eating crap all day and only 2 glasses of wine down and I've hoovered up 2 packets of Quavers and am eyeing up the maltesers.

I intend to call The Lancet first thing on Monday with this marvellous discovery? grin

chitofftheshovel Sat 24-Sep-16 20:38:42

They will be fascinated by this discovery.

coffeetasteslikeshit Sat 24-Sep-16 20:46:23

Quavers don't count as crap... they're only 85 calories. That's my truth and I'm sticking to it. grin

PuntasticUsername Sat 24-Sep-16 20:50:40

Maltesers don't count either, they're mainly air. Crack on OP.

It's not just to do with willpower, there's something to do with alcohol's effect on your blood sugar as well that I could maybe remember if I hadn't, er, been drinking. wine

wineoclockthanks Sat 24-Sep-16 21:05:09

Arhhhhh, are you angling for co-authorship of my groundbreaking research paper boulevard?

Only if we can get the phrases, 'you're my best mate, you are', and 'extra chilli sauce on that kebab please' into the conclusion grin

Dreamfoil Sat 24-Sep-16 21:21:02

Maltesers are mostly air aren't they?

In fact, I have a huge bar of aero mousse in the kitchen. There must be lots of air in that.

Waffles80 Sat 24-Sep-16 21:24:20

At least you've only given in to snacks.

One fucking massive glass of wine and I seem to have accidentally inhaled a ridiculous Chinese takeaway.

ghostyslovesheep Sat 24-Sep-16 21:30:58

nowt since breakfast - 2 gob fulls of red - 3 pizza slices and half a tub of Pringles!

madein1995 Sat 24-Sep-16 21:31:02

Since drinking 4 glasses of prosecco I have eaten :
Bbq chicken and croquettes
M and ms
2 slices of fresh bread and butter
A bag of prawn cocktail crisps

And will prob have more m and ms later blush

Trills Sat 24-Sep-16 21:39:38

You need to line your stomach - eat something BEFORE you drink.

ghostyslovesheep Sat 24-Sep-16 21:42:08

I've opened a jumbo bag of frazzles

Champagneformyrealfriends Sat 24-Sep-16 21:49:11

YABU-Quavers are healthy. Everybody knows that grin

SabineUndine Sat 24-Sep-16 21:50:56


SabineUndine Sat 24-Sep-16 21:51:55

Sorry, adblock making the page hop!

If you drink enough booze, doesn't matter what you eat cos you won't remember and you may even upchuck.

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