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To kill him with fire for pointing out that I have age spots on my hands??

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OnlyTheDepthVaries Sat 24-Sep-16 16:43:02

Just popped out for a glass of wine in local pub garden with DH and DS19.
Catching a few rays of autumn sunshine, senses slightly dulled by pinot grigio when DH says,
" Your hands are just like your mother's...covered in age spots."
How to ruin a moment.
1) He has noticed the age spots of which I am hugely aware and hate.
2) He has pointed out similarity between me and -mad PITA- DM.
Should I LTB?

rhiaaaaaaaannon Sat 24-Sep-16 16:43:54


Frusso Sat 24-Sep-16 16:44:49

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Lweji Sat 24-Sep-16 16:50:26


(leave the truth telling bastard)

It's your fault, though. Haven't you taught him to keep schtum yet?

Ninasimoneinthemorning Sat 24-Sep-16 16:54:30

I'm with frusso on this one!

SavageBeauty73 Sat 24-Sep-16 16:56:23

Do you need a new patio? Kill him.

OnlyTheDepthVaries Sat 24-Sep-16 16:59:21

I have pointed out that it is possibly one of the worse things he has ever said to me. He will suffer!!
New patio is looking likely.....
I am gutted - and desperately googling how to rid myself of said age spots.

littleshirleybeans Sat 24-Sep-16 17:02:12

I'd be furious too! I have patches of vitiligo on my hands though they don't really bother me. I swear though, I've seen a couple of patches that look like age spots to me.
I bought fade-out moisturiser for it though haven't been too good at keeping it up. Might Google though!!!!!

PacificDogwod Sat 24-Sep-16 17:02:26


Roast him over a slow fire.

I have age spots.
But then again I am quite aged grin
And in my misspent yoof I used to take my gloves off when skiing in order to tan the back of my hands... hmm I liked the contrast between tanned hands and whiter skin between my fingers, thought it 'sexy' - if I could slap my 16 year old self, I would...

SavageBeauty73 Sat 24-Sep-16 17:08:48

Do you need a new patio? Kill him.

SabineUndine Sat 24-Sep-16 17:24:55

Darling, I'll help you hide the charred remains.

TaterTots Sat 24-Sep-16 17:31:49

Poison his dinner.

A 'friend' of mine who I don't see that often felt moved to say 'Blimey, you've piled it on haven't you?' last time we saw each other. I was too shocked to respond at first. Once I'd got over that I began planning a brutal murder.

justilou Sat 24-Sep-16 17:32:28

I would have asked how long he'd been planning his future celibacy....

pugsake Sat 24-Sep-16 17:35:18

I'll ktb you kill ex-mil the perfect crime

pugsake Sat 24-Sep-16 17:39:15

Semi lighthearted grin

RunnyRattata Sat 24-Sep-16 17:40:45

Tell him he's turning into a rude old fart like his dad.

HerFaceIsAMapOfTheWorld Sat 24-Sep-16 17:42:32

That is really rude op, I would be upset as well.

Salmotrutta Sat 24-Sep-16 19:00:33

They are not age spots.

They are freckles.

OnlyTheDepthVaries Sun 25-Sep-16 08:34:56

They are very big freckles.....

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