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My husband, Clark Kent, came home without his pants this morning....

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metaphoricus · 23/09/2016 19:40

AIBU to think that somebody, somewhere, knows where they are...?

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KC225 · 23/09/2016 19:42

Outside a mumsnetter's house with a diagram. She found them after the school run this morning, red character ones. Check earlier posts

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DontBuyANewMumCashmere · 23/09/2016 19:43

I just thought about that thread too!

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DonkeyOaty · 23/09/2016 19:44

A HAHAHAHAHAHA

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MistressMolecules · 23/09/2016 20:00

That is the first thing that popped into my head!!Grin

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Idefix · 23/09/2016 20:02

Grin way funny.

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Maudlinmaud · 23/09/2016 20:05

He is so obviously up to no good. I suspect your neighbour is the OW. Sorry Lois. I mean Meta.

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AnythingMcAnythingface · 23/09/2016 20:06

Maybe he shit himself? Grin

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MrHannahSnell · 23/09/2016 20:27

They're in a phone box somewhere near the Daily Planet's offices.

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gttob · 23/09/2016 20:40

Were they red character onesWink

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metaphoricus · 23/09/2016 20:42

Keerist! There's a diagram? On Mumsnet? So you all knew about this before I did? Gutted {sad}

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MrsMook · 23/09/2016 20:45

He's having an affair with an ambitious journalist.

LTB

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BarbaraofSeville · 23/09/2016 20:51

There's a diagram? On Mumsnet? So you all knew about this before I did? Gutted

Really? Grin TAAT? Or is it not unusual for grown men to arrive home sans underwear?

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metaphoricus · 23/09/2016 20:59

Just ordered a shitload of kryptonite from amazon, alongside some navy blue skechers go walk 3. Hopefully they will come in the same box, I will make sure he answers the door and with a bit of luck he'll just collapse on the doorstep, and I can go walk.
Have read previous threads.Putting 2 and 2 together.

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MewlingQuim · 23/09/2016 21:01

Pooed himself on the way home from the pub and chucked them?

I often see abandoned pants on the street I walk to work. I always assume that is what happens, can't think why else a man would take his pants off by a main road.

Men's pants are nearly as common as baby shoes round here Confused

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metaphoricus · 23/09/2016 21:06

Whoosh!

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KC225 · 23/09/2016 21:09

No easy way to say this, he was walking with his mum and he shat on the towpaths. There was evidence, she checked his pants. Usually, she has poo bags with her but....... OP you don't have an OW or missing pants problem. You have a husband problem

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Ego147 · 23/09/2016 21:15

How do you think Mrs.Bruce Banner feels?

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metaphoricus · 23/09/2016 21:37

kc225. How very dare you undermine my marital relationship!? I bet my husband can spin round in a phone box and put on a tight and sexy
superman outfit quicker than yours can!
Having said that, I'm not sure I would want to watch that happen, nor cheer him on. I'd keep a bit of kryptonite in my purse to avoid the more embarrassing situations.

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metaphoricus · 23/09/2016 21:51

ego 147 - green with envy?

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KC225 · 23/09/2016 21:57

Hahaha

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Butteredparsn1ps · 23/09/2016 22:06

LTB OP. Seriously, what planet does he think he's on?

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MrsDmitriTippensKrushnic · 23/09/2016 22:07

Why would you want him to wear pants (or trousers)?

My husband, Clark Kent,  came home without his pants this morning....
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aquashiv · 23/09/2016 22:54

There's a moccasin shoe hangING from our tele phone wire. Is that yours too? Also a toupee stuck to my tyre. I froze in horror thinking I had murdered a rodent but it's a shiney black hair pice complete with quiff.

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metaphoricus · 24/09/2016 00:01

OK, I have to be serious now. I need to find and collect these pants because they have superpowers. And somebody's just dumped them in a bin? What a fucking liberty. It's ruined my evening somewhat. Mr Kent is now fast asleep in bed, and snoring, so as usual it's all up to me to clear up his mess. Let me tell you, when he's out and about tomorrow, saving the world, it's really all down to me sorting out his uniform for the morning. Humph.

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GloveBug · 24/09/2016 03:55

Grin Grin

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