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My husband, Clark Kent, came home without his pants this morning....

(26 Posts)
metaphoricus Fri 23-Sep-16 19:40:09

AIBU to think that somebody, somewhere, knows where they are...?

KC225 Fri 23-Sep-16 19:42:42

Outside a mumsnetter's house with a diagram. She found them after the school run this morning, red character ones. Check earlier posts

DontBuyANewMumCashmere Fri 23-Sep-16 19:43:51

I just thought about that thread too!

DonkeyOaty Fri 23-Sep-16 19:44:40


MistressMolecules Fri 23-Sep-16 20:00:16

That is the first thing that popped into my head!!grin

Idefix Fri 23-Sep-16 20:02:19

grin way funny.

Maudlinmaud Fri 23-Sep-16 20:05:35

He is so obviously up to no good. I suspect your neighbour is the OW. Sorry Lois. I mean Meta.

AnythingMcAnythingface Fri 23-Sep-16 20:06:51

Maybe he shit himself? grin

MrHannahSnell Fri 23-Sep-16 20:27:22

They're in a phone box somewhere near the Daily Planet's offices.

gttob Fri 23-Sep-16 20:40:28

Were they red character oneswink

metaphoricus Fri 23-Sep-16 20:42:48

Keerist! There's a diagram? On Mumsnet? So you all knew about this before I did? Gutted {sad}

MrsMook Fri 23-Sep-16 20:45:37

He's having an affair with an ambitious journalist.


BarbaraofSeville Fri 23-Sep-16 20:51:25

There's a diagram? On Mumsnet? So you all knew about this before I did? Gutted

Really? grin TAAT? Or is it not unusual for grown men to arrive home sans underwear?

metaphoricus Fri 23-Sep-16 20:59:06

Just ordered a shitload of kryptonite from amazon, alongside some navy blue skechers go walk 3. Hopefully they will come in the same box, I will make sure he answers the door and with a bit of luck he'll just collapse on the doorstep, and I can go walk.
Have read previous threads.Putting 2 and 2 together.

MewlingQuim Fri 23-Sep-16 21:01:39

Pooed himself on the way home from the pub and chucked them?

I often see abandoned pants on the street I walk to work. I always assume that is what happens, can't think why else a man would take his pants off by a main road.

Men's pants are nearly as common as baby shoes round here confused

metaphoricus Fri 23-Sep-16 21:06:11


KC225 Fri 23-Sep-16 21:09:50

No easy way to say this, he was walking with his mum and he shat on the towpaths. There was evidence, she checked his pants. Usually, she has poo bags with her but....... OP you don't have an OW or missing pants problem. You have a husband problem

Ego147 Fri 23-Sep-16 21:15:04

How do you think Mrs.Bruce Banner feels?

metaphoricus Fri 23-Sep-16 21:37:38

kc225. How very dare you undermine my marital relationship!? I bet my husband can spin round in a phone box and put on a tight and sexy
superman outfit quicker than yours can!
Having said that, I'm not sure I would want to watch that happen, nor cheer him on. I'd keep a bit of kryptonite in my purse to avoid the more embarrassing situations.

metaphoricus Fri 23-Sep-16 21:51:37

ego 147 - green with envy?

KC225 Fri 23-Sep-16 21:57:01


Butteredparsn1ps Fri 23-Sep-16 22:06:58

LTB OP. Seriously, what planet does he think he's on?

Why would you want him to wear pants (or trousers)?

aquashiv Fri 23-Sep-16 22:54:42

There's a moccasin shoe hangING from our tele phone wire. Is that yours too? Also a toupee stuck to my tyre. I froze in horror thinking I had murdered a rodent but it's a shiney black hair pice complete with quiff.

metaphoricus Sat 24-Sep-16 00:01:53

OK, I have to be serious now. I need to find and collect these pants because they have superpowers. And somebody's just dumped them in a bin? What a fucking liberty. It's ruined my evening somewhat. Mr Kent is now fast asleep in bed, and snoring, so as usual it's all up to me to clear up his mess. Let me tell you, when he's out and about tomorrow, saving the world, it's really all down to me sorting out his uniform for the morning. Humph.

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