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to ask what's the popular Mumsnet advice you think is bollocks? [edit: lighthearted added at OP's request]

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CoolToned · 16/09/2016 23:05

Game.

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Hobbes8 · 16/09/2016 23:06

Responding to anything with a "tinkly laugh"

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CoolToned · 16/09/2016 23:06

What's a tinkly laugh?

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HunterHearstHelmsley · 16/09/2016 23:06

No is a complete sentence.

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DerekSprechenZeDick · 16/09/2016 23:07

Saying 'did you mean to be so rude'

Well fuck yes they probably did. Please don't ever it.

'Leave him with the kids and go for a spa day'

No, fuck spas. Go to the pub and get smashed.

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Lapinlapin · 16/09/2016 23:07

Call the police


For everything!

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liz70 · 16/09/2016 23:08

Log it with 101. Grin

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CremeEggThief · 16/09/2016 23:08

"Can you look for an extra job? Dog walking, paper rounds or taking in ironing?"

"Can you move up north?"

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wasonthelist · 16/09/2016 23:08

Report them/him/her

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HollyBrown · 16/09/2016 23:09

'Head tilt.'

You'll look like a twat with a cricked neck.

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Arfarfanarf · 16/09/2016 23:09

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FadedRed · 16/09/2016 23:10

Zoflora.

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DerekSprechenZeDick · 16/09/2016 23:10

'What you are poor? Learn to drive and you can do all kinds of jobs'

'Oh you are poor? Do peoples ironing for money? Walk their dog? Sell your soul and kidneys on eBay'

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emilywemily · 16/09/2016 23:10

Fucking toilet brushes

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FlibbertigibbetArmadillo · 16/09/2016 23:10

What is this zoflora everyone talks about?

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skyyequake · 16/09/2016 23:10

"can you outsource?"

"call the police!"

"just change the locks!"

There are probably more Grin

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LumpyMcBentface · 16/09/2016 23:10

'Have you considered childminding?'

As though it's an absolute doddle and all SAHMs should do it for a bit of extra cash. It's a vocational, demanding and overwhelming career that is not for everybody.

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Tiredbutfuckingfine · 16/09/2016 23:11

Toilet brushes are evil

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ABloodyDifficultWoman · 16/09/2016 23:12

"Show him this thread" Yeah - because I really want him to read in black and white that I think he's a philandering small-dicked mommy's boy with a God complex don't I Grin

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ImAMorningPerson · 16/09/2016 23:12

"No he can't be cheating, he doesn't have the time".... Hmm

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acasualobserver · 16/09/2016 23:13

Complain to Ofsted and/or the Governors.

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TheFairyCaravan · 16/09/2016 23:14

A&E now.

It's no wonder the NHS is at breaking point.

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DubiousCredentials · 16/09/2016 23:14

Buy a slow cooker

Fine if you want slop for tea every night 😂

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BiscuitMillionaire · 16/09/2016 23:15

"My baby wakes up every 2 hours throughout the night and I'm exhausted and at the end of my tether."

"Oh just co-sleep, then you'll be fine."

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LumpyMcBentface · 16/09/2016 23:15

Get a cleaner.

Because everyone can afford one, obviously. Hmm

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mrsclooneytoyou · 16/09/2016 23:15

Fanjos are Alf cleaning Grin

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