Wahay! It's the lads!

[Feminazi]

Lads night out!

Lads on tour!

Bazza is the 'shagger', Mike is the 'tit head', and Johnny is the 'paedo'! Lol!

[Soubriquet]

Well you've got hen parties which can be just as bad..

[Buzzardbird]

Sorry?

[SarcasmMode]

Really!?

Uhh tell them who fucking cares just sod off, get drunk, sleep it off and don't mention it again.

Most stag parties are just men losing their pants, dressing up as women or weeping in the wardrobe anyway.

[Crankycunt]

Top bants op.

[c3pu]

Out with the Archbishop of Banterbury?
😂

[acasualobserver]

I can't help feeling a bit sorry for Johnny the Paedo. Was he at the back of the queue when the nicknames were being handed out?

[Feminazi]

Get the drinks in!

Where's the kebab shop?

[LikeDylanInTheMovies]

I live in horror of having to makes chit chat with 'lads'. Christmas with my wife's family is torture as all her female relatives are married to geezerish blokes. They want to regale me with stories of how they sunk '10 pints of Carling and pissed in their wives' wardrobe or how they twatted a bloke for some slight real or imagined.

I might get some practice in on this thread. How about this conversational zinger:


Ooohhh that Linda Lussadi has got a lovely chest, it's nearly as nice as Sam Fox's bosom.

[Pettywoman]

Yeah, deffo go with that one Dylan.

[CousinCharlotte]

Archbishop of Banterbury

[Sparklesilverglitter]

I've been to a fair few hen parties that have been just as bad

[FithColumnist]

Ah, the Banterlopes have come to the watering hole?

[JenLindleyShitMom]

Is this someone in your life? On FB? Where are you seeing this?

[Queenbean]

I thought he was out with Bant and Dec?

Or Bantonio Banteras?

[Queenbean]

LADS LADS LADS BEERS BEERS SHOTS TITS TITS TITS PHHHHOOOOAAARRRRRR BANTER LADS LADS YOU DIRTY BASTARD BEERS SHOTS BANTER LADS SHOTS TITS TOP TOTTY BEERS BEERS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS BEERS TITS TITS LOVELY STUFF BEERS BEERS KEBAB BANTER KEBAB HOME

[SaggyNaggy]

Whenever da lads start the bants I end up ruining it caus im a miserable arse and find it unbearable.
They nicknamed me the "Banteater"
I was proud.

[PickAChew]

Don't forget a well timed ball adjustment, Dylan :o

[MetallicBeige]

Cheeky Nandos, anyone?

[WorraLiberty]

I seem to be in a permanent state of confusion on Mumsnet lately.

OP are you on a stag night?

Are you a barmaid serving a stag party?

Have you switched to pound shop glue?

Please explain...

[Gracey1231]

I'm absolutely crying hahahahaha! Johnny the paedo
Anyone else cringe at the voice men do when singing football songs, in the pub, when I'm trying to enjoy my night

[DonaldStott]

cheeky nando's haha. I detest that. I know I would hate not be friends with anyone who says that.

Fucking 'banter'. Only twats say 'banter' to excuse being offensive.

[JenLindleyShitMom]

Have you switched to pound shop glue?

[elQuintoConyo]

FFS it's like uni all over again

Two fuckers spent the entire 1hr30 if an exam sitting behind my friend Jenny whispering "talia... talia". Knobbers.

[YouTheCat]

Been sniffing the absinthe?

I used to know a lot of these types of men when I worked in pubs. They were mainly pretty harmless and usually horrifically henpecked.

Tbh, it's the screeching harpies that get to me, who get progressively louder. Puts me off pubs.

[Queenbean]

Fuck off Worra you fucking knobhead

Quality banter, top geeza

(Ps, not really swearing at you, it's some of that aforementioned banter of top quality variety)