Advertisement

loader

Talk

Advanced search

Wahay! It's the lads!

(57 Posts)
Feminazi Sun 11-Sep-16 21:11:31

Lads night out!

Lads on tour!

Bazza is the 'shagger', Mike is the 'tit head', and Johnny is the 'paedo'! Lol!

angry

Soubriquet Sun 11-Sep-16 21:12:49

Well you've got hen parties which can be just as bad..

Buzzardbird Sun 11-Sep-16 21:13:51

Sorry?

SarcasmMode Sun 11-Sep-16 21:15:07

Really!?

Uhh tell them who fucking cares just sod off, get drunk, sleep it off and don't mention it again.

Most stag parties are just men losing their pants, dressing up as women or weeping in the wardrobe anyway.

Crankycunt Sun 11-Sep-16 21:16:06

Top bants op.

c3pu Sun 11-Sep-16 21:21:12

Out with the Archbishop of Banterbury?
😂

acasualobserver Sun 11-Sep-16 21:28:26

I can't help feeling a bit sorry for Johnny the Paedo. Was he at the back of the queue when the nicknames were being handed out?

Feminazi Sun 11-Sep-16 22:25:04

Get the drinks in!

Where's the kebab shop?

LikeDylanInTheMovies Sun 11-Sep-16 22:40:54

I live in horror of having to makes chit chat with 'lads'. Christmas with my wife's family is torture as all her female relatives are married to geezerish blokes. They want to regale me with stories of how they sunk '10 pints of Carling and pissed in their wives' wardrobe or how they twatted a bloke for some slight real or imagined.

I might get some practice in on this thread. How about this conversational zinger:

Ooohhh that Linda Lussadi has got a lovely chest, it's nearly as nice as Sam Fox's bosom.

Pettywoman Sun 11-Sep-16 23:10:38

Yeah, deffo go with that one Dylan. grin

CousinCharlotte Sun 11-Sep-16 23:13:19

Archbishop of Banterbury grin

Sparklesilverglitter Sun 11-Sep-16 23:15:30

I've been to a fair few hen parties that have been just as bad <<shudders>>

FithColumnist Sun 11-Sep-16 23:19:24

Ah, the Banterlopes have come to the watering hole?

JenLindleyShitMom Sun 11-Sep-16 23:20:40

Is this someone in your life? On FB? Where are you seeing this?

Queenbean Sun 11-Sep-16 23:20:56

I thought he was out with Bant and Dec?

Or Bantonio Banteras?

Queenbean Sun 11-Sep-16 23:22:56

LADS LADS LADS BEERS BEERS SHOTS TITS TITS TITS PHHHHOOOOAAARRRRRR BANTER LADS LADS YOU DIRTY BASTARD BEERS SHOTS BANTER LADS SHOTS TITS TOP TOTTY BEERS BEERS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS BEERS TITS TITS LOVELY STUFF BEERS BEERS KEBAB BANTER KEBAB HOME

SaggyNaggy Sun 11-Sep-16 23:23:26

Whenever da lads start the bants I end up ruining it caus im a miserable arse and find it unbearable.
They nicknamed me the "Banteater"
I was proud.

grin

PickAChew Sun 11-Sep-16 23:23:58

Don't forget a well timed ball adjustment, Dylan grin

MetallicBeige Sun 11-Sep-16 23:26:10

Cheeky Nandos, anyone?

WorraLiberty Sun 11-Sep-16 23:26:53

I seem to be in a permanent state of confusion on Mumsnet lately.

OP are you on a stag night?

Are you a barmaid serving a stag party?

Have you switched to pound shop glue?

Please explain...

Gracey1231 Sun 11-Sep-16 23:27:30

I'm absolutely crying hahahahaha! Johnny the paedogrin
Anyone else cringe at the voice men do when singing football songs, in the pub, when I'm trying to enjoy my night hmm

DonaldStott Sun 11-Sep-16 23:29:35

cheeky nando's haha. I detest that. I know I would hate not be friends with anyone who says that.

Fucking 'banter'. Only twats say 'banter' to excuse being offensive.

JenLindleyShitMom Sun 11-Sep-16 23:29:54

Have you switched to pound shop glue?

grin grin grin

elQuintoConyo Sun 11-Sep-16 23:31:02

FFS it's like uni all over again <rugby players> <shudder>

Two fuckers spent the entire 1hr30 if an exam sitting behind my friend Jenny whispering "talia... talia". Knobbers.

YouTheCat Sun 11-Sep-16 23:31:33

Been sniffing the absinthe? grin

I used to know a lot of these types of men when I worked in pubs. They were mainly pretty harmless and usually horrifically henpecked.

Tbh, it's the screeching harpies that get to me, who get progressively louder. Puts me off pubs.

Join the discussion

Join the discussion

Registering is free, easy, and means you can join in the discussion, get discounts, win prizes and lots more.

Register now