This whole pregnancy thing is shit ain't it? Let's be honest
They are made in a fun way (if you are lucky) but then 9 month of just shit.
I think pregnancy should be fun and have perks. Instead I'm stuck in bed due to pelvic pain, a baby who appears to be an athletic octopus and heartburn that makes me want to rip my chest out.
I would like to grow my baby attached to me but be able to unattach should I fancy a piece of shark or a rum.
So I could unstrap the bump, strap it to the dad and I could have a break. The bump would be more like a side car maybe
What would you change about pregnancy?
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To think the whole pregnancy thing could be altered?
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DerekSprechenZeDick · 10/09/2016 14:25
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