To think this should be considered a Food Crime?

(240 Posts)
BeingATwatItsABingThing Thu 01-Sep-16 21:09:14

So I have just seen an advert for it and it reminded me how much I hate it. Jelly with fruit in it. Why? Why would you ruin jelly by putting fruit (that invariably goes soggy and mushy) in it? Just why? Same goes for yoghurt with fruity bits in it. Makes me feel sick just thinking about it. 😫

What foods do you feel have been ruined worldwide or by someone that you know?

MintyGlint Thu 01-Sep-16 21:12:08

Nutella does NOT go on toast.

BeingATwatItsABingThing Thu 01-Sep-16 21:13:32

Nutella does not go near my mouth but I know I am unusual with that. grin

Heratnumber7 Thu 01-Sep-16 21:14:47

Nutella does NOT go on toast
Yes it does.

Putting tomato sauce on anything is a food crime, as is the mushing of perfectly good peas.

UmbongoUnchained Thu 01-Sep-16 21:15:03

Nutella goes on men.

Bettercallsaul1 Thu 01-Sep-16 21:15:04

I think it depends how quickly you eat the jelly after you've put the fruit in - if it's just after it's set, the fruit shouldn't be mushy! I may be biased as I have very fond, nostalgic memories of this from childhood!

acasualobserver Thu 01-Sep-16 21:15:17

Someone on here was talking recently about dipping pizza in garlic sauce. Unnatural behaviour IMO.

Arfarfanarf Thu 01-Sep-16 21:15:41

peanut butter + chocolate = 16 kinds of wrong. No. Stop it at once. And while we're at it, leave ice cream alone too. Bad peanut butter. Bad. Sit.

MintyGlint Thu 01-Sep-16 21:15:58

Mushy foods upset me.

anyoldname76 Thu 01-Sep-16 21:16:49

one of my colleagues dips their buttery toast in tea shock

AverageGayLad Thu 01-Sep-16 21:17:24

Pizza with pineapple on confused why the fuck would you???

DerekSprechenZeDick Thu 01-Sep-16 21:17:40

Biting a cheese string instead of peeling it

jugotmail Thu 01-Sep-16 21:17:52

Soggy bread - bleugh. Bread and butter pudding, bread sauce, summer pudding etc all wrong.

MrsMarigold Thu 01-Sep-16 21:18:07

Fruit in jelly should be boozy

MonsterINTHECupboard Thu 01-Sep-16 21:18:55

When I was little my mum put all sorts of tinned fruit in jelly. Then it had Angel Delight and Sprinkles on the top. Totally normal! Wouldn't eat it now.

Don't like Nutella nor Pineapple on Pizza (weird). Would happily bite a cheese string though.

SabineUndine Thu 01-Sep-16 21:19:09

I eat liquorice Catherine wheels whole, instead of unwinding them. So there.

BeingATwatItsABingThing Thu 01-Sep-16 21:19:54

acasual, when I go to Pizza Express, I keep the garlic dip from the dough balls and dip my pizza crusts in it. Heaven with cheese.

Bettercallsaul1 Thu 01-Sep-16 21:21:40

Ah, Angel Delight... grin Does anyone remember Green's cheesecake? It was the height of sophistication. not

RozzlePops Thu 01-Sep-16 21:22:07

I smear coleslaw on pizza!! Lock me up and throw away the key!! grin

BeingATwatItsABingThing Thu 01-Sep-16 21:22:33

Angel Delight was always the pudding when I had school dinners. Grim!

acasualobserver Thu 01-Sep-16 21:22:45

I just don't think that's what the Italians had in mind when they invented pizza.

BeingATwatItsABingThing Thu 01-Sep-16 21:24:17

I'm sure it wasn't but it's still good. grin Only Pizza Express garlic dip though. Not just any old garlic dip.

AverageGayLad Thu 01-Sep-16 21:24:19

Derek I had a friend who did that.

Had. grin

IggyPopsicle Thu 01-Sep-16 21:27:00

Fruit in meat, e.g. pork stuffed with apricots, or apple in sausages.

I like gammon with pineapple but that's it!

Pestilence13610 Thu 01-Sep-16 21:27:51

This is getting close to the perpetual trifle discussion dons tinfoil hat

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