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No one cares if it is the first time you posted a fucking biscuit

(78 Posts)
U2HasTheEdge Thu 25-Aug-16 21:25:58

They really don't.

Why do people feel the need to announce their first ever biscuit? Like they achieved something special.

MN should ban that stupid smiley. It looks like a doughnut anyway.

U2HasTheEdge Thu 25-Aug-16 21:26:45

And here, have one of these biscuit

That might be even worse.

fuzzyllama Thu 25-Aug-16 21:26:52

biscuit

bramblesandblackberries Thu 25-Aug-16 21:26:57

biscuit

I think it is my first actually but it's a jokey biscuit. YANBU, you grumpy sod grin

user1471521456 Thu 25-Aug-16 21:27:07

Hangs around in the hope that people will be giving out biscuits

user1471521456 Thu 25-Aug-16 21:27:36

See, it's happening already. scoffs biscuits

cardboardPeony Thu 25-Aug-16 21:28:22

YABU it's clearly a jammie dodger

Mycatsabastard Thu 25-Aug-16 21:28:27

<waits patiently for the biscuits being thrown at the grumpy op>

Mycatsabastard Thu 25-Aug-16 21:29:08

Jammie Dodgers are biscuits.

Unlike Jaffa Cakes. Which are cakes. In the biscuit aisle.

Assam Thu 25-Aug-16 21:29:34

I've never given one out in 10 years halo

HackAttack Thu 25-Aug-16 21:29:38

It is bloody stupid, up there with 'its my first ltb' so what?

fuzzyllama Thu 25-Aug-16 21:29:55

I could really go for a jammy dodger or two now you mention it...

StillStayingClassySanDiego Thu 25-Aug-16 21:30:14

I've never posted a biscuit.

It's the limpest insult ever, right up with 'did you mean to be so rude'

Arkhamasylum Thu 25-Aug-16 21:30:16

biscuit

I wonder if this would work in real life? Be a bit grumpy, get pelted with tasty biscuits.

U2HasTheEdge Thu 25-Aug-16 21:30:30

I am grumpy because my insomnia has been awful.

I not normally a grumpy poster but that biscuit, it has just been done to death.

U2HasTheEdge Thu 25-Aug-16 21:31:58

What is insulting about being given a biscuit anyway? Where did it come from?

I wish people offered me biscuits in real life every time I pissed them off.

mrssmith79 Thu 25-Aug-16 21:32:04

I thought it was a nice gerbera daisy for ages blush

NekoHime Thu 25-Aug-16 21:32:07

My first biscuit

Arkhamasylum Thu 25-Aug-16 21:32:09

Insomnia is rubbish. Can I offer you one of these? wine

booellesmum Thu 25-Aug-16 21:32:20

I am totally lost. Does posting a biscuit mean something??

U2HasTheEdge Thu 25-Aug-16 21:32:56

Wine sounds good.

DioneTheDiabolist Thu 25-Aug-16 21:33:06

Someone gave me their "first ever biscuit" once. I was so proud. Until I ASd them and you know what? It wasn't their first.

I felt betrayed and cheap.sad

ShowOfHands Thu 25-Aug-16 21:33:42

I think it's useful shorthand. I'm still yet to use it myself.

WetPaint4 Thu 25-Aug-16 21:35:19

Why is a biscuit a bad thing though? Why not a turd or something: 'you're being a shit' kinda thing? Biscuits are wonderful, happy things.

acasualobserver Thu 25-Aug-16 21:35:25

I'm not sure if I've given a biscuit. I don't think so. I've certainly never given anyone flowers, chocolate or wine - now that really is lame.

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