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PortiaCastis Mon 22-Aug-16 13:33:50

For the lonely faces, in those empty spaces
For the unloved and the denied
For the little wheels turning bigger deals
For all the dreams that bloomed and those that died

Mother nature don't draw straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members of
The Union of different kinds

All welcome we are Vanilla who makes cakes
Toad who is meme champion
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf
AGL who is young
Jess well I dunno
Ruby Being and anyone I've forgotten

RedOnHerHedd Mon 22-Aug-16 13:39:02

And Red, who's ginger. grin

Mummyshortlegz Mon 22-Aug-16 13:39:26


PortiaCastis Mon 22-Aug-16 13:40:00

No subscription required to our bonkers union

AverageGayLad Mon 22-Aug-16 13:40:06

I'm very young grin

Bettercallsaul1 Mon 22-Aug-16 13:40:20

Hi folks! Anyone need any advice?

AverageGayLad Mon 22-Aug-16 13:40:35

Can I do 10?

RedOnHerHedd Mon 22-Aug-16 13:40:51

I used to be very young.

RedOnHerHedd Mon 22-Aug-16 13:41:41

You can do as many as you like AGL, just remember to be safe.

PortiaCastis Mon 22-Aug-16 13:41:44

Sorry I am busy working not shagging so makes a change

PortiaCastis Mon 22-Aug-16 13:45:54

Catch up later
<as you were>

AverageGayLad Mon 22-Aug-16 13:46:50

The estate agent I need is off today sad

Bettercallsaul1 Mon 22-Aug-16 13:50:13

I see Portia has started her posts here the way she means to continue... grin. (And I don't mean her inspiring verse!)

AverageGayLad Mon 22-Aug-16 13:50:24

Yay grin

Bettercallsaul1 Mon 22-Aug-16 13:53:32

Pssst, Portia, it's not Ruby any more!! It's erm, another colour!

Bettercallsaul1 Mon 22-Aug-16 13:54:07

The colour of my bridesmaid's dress...!

AverageGayLad Mon 22-Aug-16 14:00:26

grin Always be Ruby to me!

RedOnHerHedd Mon 22-Aug-16 14:11:05

I have to put the Hoover around. And change the cat litter. And dust the black glass TV stand, yet again. Why was black glass ever invented????

AverageGayLad Mon 22-Aug-16 14:11:40

Can't you just HOOVER the telly?

Bettercallsaul1 Mon 22-Aug-16 14:19:55

Dusting black glass - a Sisyphean task if ever there was one, Red! grin

MyDressIsInferiorBlue Mon 22-Aug-16 14:27:39

Attention all. I AM BLUE, there is only one red on the thread and its not Ruby red.

MyDressIsInferiorBlue Mon 22-Aug-16 14:35:44

So I've seen another house. Urgh. The polite way my mom puts it is "it's been a rental for too long". How do people live in such filth? How can landlord get away with not fixing basics like kitchen cupboards and baths?

I want that other house (the small but nice one). I'm going to write the landlord a letter to go with my application to beg to hopefully make me seem like a good candidate.

MyDressIsInferiorBlue Mon 22-Aug-16 14:37:13

Red hoover it. I don't dust I hoover

MyDressIsInferiorBlue Mon 22-Aug-16 14:39:01

Re IKEA - And don't forget, only buy what you can actually fit in your car!

Or make sure you've booked a man and van. Its what I did when I'd first left ex and had nothing.

BeingATwatItsABingThing Mon 22-Aug-16 14:39:46

I found you! grin

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