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Rude awakening

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Notsoyummi Mon 22-Aug-16 09:02:58

Ds 7 sometimes comes into my bed in the night this morning I was awoken by a pillow slap bam in the face so we ended up having a pillow fight so much for a lie on!

BeingATwatItsABingThing Mon 22-Aug-16 09:08:20

And your AIBU is?

MadHattersWineParty Mon 22-Aug-16 09:09:15


Only1scoop Mon 22-Aug-16 09:10:01


FeckinCrutches Mon 22-Aug-16 09:11:33

What a story. Can't wait to tell my kids when they wake up.

Iliveinalighthousewiththeghost Mon 22-Aug-16 09:11:34


TheGruffaloMother Mon 22-Aug-16 09:12:59

It wasn't on the news?

Tiggeryoubastard Mon 22-Aug-16 09:13:54

Has anyone informed the Pope?

Notsoyummi Mon 22-Aug-16 09:14:02

Lol am I unreasonable to not kill him!

Jackie0 Mon 22-Aug-16 09:14:06

Is the rest of your post missing?

BeingATwatItsABingThing Mon 22-Aug-16 09:17:24

Umm... No YANBU?

Jackie0 Mon 22-Aug-16 09:17:55

Oh right .
Well you could get sleep training clock so he knows when he can come into your room I suppose.
I think your thread is supposed to be light hearted but I'd be pretty pissed off about it myself.

acasualobserver Mon 22-Aug-16 09:18:23

Several pointlessly unkind responses.

BeingATwatItsABingThing Mon 22-Aug-16 09:18:43

But I would be fuming if DD did that to me. It would not lead to a pillow fight.

Laiste Mon 22-Aug-16 09:21:34

Yep, sorry, i wouldn't be lol'ing at all.

MadHattersWineParty Mon 22-Aug-16 09:22:04

I'd go nuts to be honest. It would not lead to a jolly old pillow fight.

TaterTots Mon 22-Aug-16 09:30:53

Ascula - pointless breeds pointless.

FairNotFair Mon 22-Aug-16 09:34:28

I'd log it with 101 to be on the safe side, OP

BeingATwatItsABingThing Mon 22-Aug-16 09:36:41

I'd agree with Fair, that way if he does it again and you do kill him, they'll understand your reasoning and let you off with a warning.

VioletBam Mon 22-Aug-16 09:47:36

I banged my elbow on the corner of a shelf today.

toadgirl Mon 22-Aug-16 09:49:38

What a way to wake up grin

My worst one was a persian cat I had years ago. It jumped onto my chest at 3am and SNEEZED IN MY FACE! Bleurgh. It was always quite a snotty cat as Persians often care.

whamfan1986 Mon 22-Aug-16 09:50:44


toadgirl Mon 22-Aug-16 09:53:55


BeingATwatItsABingThing Mon 22-Aug-16 09:58:23

toad grin

MotherKat Mon 22-Aug-16 10:07:39

I guess you read playful patenting too OP.
Ywbu to kill him, ywnbu to wake him tomorrow at 6 in a similar manner smile

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