It's Saturday morning FFS!

[user7755]

I get up at 6 every morning for work / kid related tasks. Saturday morning lie in and some fucker (it'll be a man, make no mistake) has a massive machine outside which is bloody loud, it woke me up at 8 (when I didn't have a great nights sleep anyway), and won't fucking stop (in fact I think he's digging up the road and getting closer). On the other side of me my husband is snoring bloody loudly.

Would I be unreasonable to go out (sans bra) with mad bed hair, rip the machine out of the man's hands whilst screaming at him and shove it down my husband's throat? Thus in one fell swoop silencing both machine and husband. multitasking

[amysmummy12345]

Yesssss photo please

[Littlepeople12345]

Just chuck some ear plugs in. Take that bloke a cup of tea, he probably doesn't want to be working early on a Saturday either.

[user7755]

I'd have to go and buy ear plugs

I'm going to go for a run and glare at him when I run past