To tell you all

[PedantPending]

that I was in a shop today that was selling a product called "Lady Garden" and to ask you what you think that product was?

[WoburnSands]

Flower seeds

[JenLindley]

Shears?

[RunRabbitRunRabbit]

Grow your own cress head bikini bottoms.

[OwlinaTree]

Merkin?

[helpimitchy]

Thrush treatment?

[Whatsername17]

I had a flyer put through my door advertising a new gardening company. They called themselves 'The Lady Gardeners'.

[Candlefairy101]

A wax? There's a beauticians near me called "the lady garden"

[Notsoyummi]

Waxing strips

[meowli]

A DIY brazilian wax treatment?

[Missgraeme]

Maybe grow your own pubes in jazzy colours??

[EdmundCleverClogs]

A drink? I've seen energy drinks being called similar...

[WorraLiberty]

Those stupid gardening tools with 'girly' patterns on the handles?

[Birdsgottafly]

They did a Cancer campaign last year called Lasy Garden, some of the stuff was sold in Topshop, so it could be anything.

[PedantPending]

Nope, none of the above.
Clearly I will have to return tomorrow and take a picture...

[DiotimaofMantinea]

Vaginas?

[Mooey89]

A tiny monitored flower pot in the shape of a lady.

[Mooey89]

Monitored? Miniature.

[IfTheCapFitsWearIt]

[ExitPursuedByABear]

🎍

[Queenbean]

Was it the baroness? Who is genuinely called Lady Garden?

[Andylion]

Clearly I will have to return tomorrow and take a picture...

Tomorrow? But I need to know today.
Seriously, if it's not about bikini lines or actual gardens, I can't imagine what it is.

[Welshrainbow]

That oil stuff that helps pubic hair grow?

[Queenbean]

Nope, none of the above.
Clearly I will have to return tomorrow and take a picture..

don't be that person

[Magazinepile]

I want to know now!

[YorkieDorkie]

Gardening clothes? If there's such a thing!