Feel free to correct me, but if one does not wish to hear "fucking pissflaps" than one should consider

(191 Posts)
HoneyDragon Thu 18-Aug-16 15:25:12

standing around on some else's property?

Meh.

People are far too easily offended these days.

'Specially when they are noseying around my property.

porridge90 Thu 18-Aug-16 15:27:28

Eh? Has someone complained at hearing you say it? Why were they noseying?

Iliveinalighthousewiththeghost Thu 18-Aug-16 15:27:51

I'm sorry, but. In the words of Manuel
"Que". grin

elQuintoConyo Thu 18-Aug-16 15:28:43

Just grin

ScarletOverkill Thu 18-Aug-16 15:28:45

Need more info OP

ArmySal Thu 18-Aug-16 15:30:27

In what context grin

PerspicaciaTick Thu 18-Aug-16 15:30:54

Is this a MiL thread?

EmpressOfTheSevenOceans Thu 18-Aug-16 15:31:39

Who's been listening to your pissflaps fucking???

DerekSprechenZeDick Thu 18-Aug-16 15:32:32

You got told off for saying fucking piss flaps in your own home?!

NavyandWhite Thu 18-Aug-16 15:33:17

grin

What did they say?

NeedACleverNN Thu 18-Aug-16 15:34:06

I think we need more explanation here

SanityClause Thu 18-Aug-16 15:35:10

YADefinitelyNBU!

HoneyDragon Thu 18-Aug-16 15:35:54

Nope, I offended total randoms.

I live up a private shared drive way on a new build housing estate. So I do get people want to nosey the houses.

I had my side door open which is facing onto my driveway that comes onto the private driveway, so obviously totally private property.

The door was open and I was putting the recycling out. I dropped it and a wine bottle and two coke tins fell out at which point I went "fucking pissflaps" as you do.

Only to see two mildly horrified ladies holding brochures and retreating with cats bum mouths.

HoneyDragon Thu 18-Aug-16 15:37:14

It was the synchronised cats bumming that pissed me off.

HoneyDragon Thu 18-Aug-16 15:38:27

And they were brochures for our housing estates competitors ....

Planty18 Thu 18-Aug-16 15:39:23

Maybe they thought you were actually calling them the phrase as a name? grin yanbu private property, good way to put off leaflet brandishing visitors though. I might try it.

Iliveinalighthousewiththeghost Thu 18-Aug-16 15:39:26

grin..

elQuintoConyo Thu 18-Aug-16 15:39:58

SynchronisedCatsBumming may have to be my new username grin

MadameCholetsDirtySecret Thu 18-Aug-16 15:40:03

Synchronised cats bum mouth could be a new Olympic sport!!!

NewlyNamedMe Thu 18-Aug-16 15:40:30

Whats a housing estates competitor? Do housing estates have competitors. Intriguing.

pauldacreshairlessnutsack Thu 18-Aug-16 15:40:38

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pauldacreshairlessnutsack Thu 18-Aug-16 15:41:41

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NeedACleverNN Thu 18-Aug-16 15:41:55

Interesting swear

I probably would have said bollocks or for fucks sake instead of that

Kudos

DixieWishbone Thu 18-Aug-16 15:41:59

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ArmySal Thu 18-Aug-16 15:42:08

You've singlehandedly lowered the tone of the whole neighbourhood.

Bravo grin

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