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AIBU?

To be worried about my slimy friend?

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 14/08/2016 22:35

AIBU

Last week, I think I may have met my soulmate. It was love at first post. Her name was toadgirl. I shared a lot of personal info with, including what I buy for tea in Co Op and other really personal stuff. I told her that if I could put her soul into the body of the fit guy that works in said Co Op; then I would marry her.

Was this too much? She has now gone completely off the radar and I am frantic. She does have addiction issues; I and others are extremely concerned about her overuse of memes. She doesn't seem to have any control over her use/possible abuse of them, and I'm really worried that she may have fallen down the rabbit hole of cats/Yoda/various other shite. toadgirl, if you are out there, we love you and I am fully prepared to have an open relationship with you, if that's what you want.

I/we can't handle the silence/lack of memes any longer.

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AverageGayLad · 14/08/2016 22:43

I miss you toadmum :(

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Bettercallsaul1 · 14/08/2016 22:43

I second all of the above. Apart from the wanting to marry her bit.

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 14/08/2016 22:55

better to be fair, I didn't want to marry her; I merely wanted to transplant her personality (minus excessive meme-ing) into Co Op boy's body - is that so terribly unreasonable?

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 14/08/2016 22:56

And what about poor AGL? Her behaviour is bordering on the unforgivable.

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Bettercallsaul1 · 14/08/2016 22:57

Well, when you put it like that, not unreasonable at all!

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Bettercallsaul1 · 14/08/2016 22:59

Yes, that is child abandonment. Shocking, quite shocking.

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 14/08/2016 23:02

I don't get why she mentioned courgettes, lube and baby wipes and then just fucked off.... She was leading me on, right?

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 14/08/2016 23:04

So as not to drip feed, she also posted cat memes.

She knows I have a rocky relationship with cats.

Shaking and crying right now.

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SoleBizzz · 14/08/2016 23:04
Confused
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Bettercallsaul1 · 14/08/2016 23:04

She could just have had an accident and fallen over. It could be that there's a toad in the hole somewhere.

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 14/08/2016 23:07

better. It's posters like you that put me right off MN. Toadily unhelpful comment (flounces off)

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2kids2dogsnosense · 14/08/2016 23:09

Saul I hope you're prepared to replace my keyboard. I just read your post and snorted tea all over it! [Need a really good laugh-out-loud smiley]

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Bettercallsaul1 · 14/08/2016 23:10

Just a suggestion! It's perfectly possible...

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Bettercallsaul1 · 14/08/2016 23:12

2kids - Grin

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 14/08/2016 23:12

Right. So what you guys are saying is that she's actually a toad? Shaking and crying again.

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Bettercallsaul1 · 14/08/2016 23:15

Have you considered making an urgent doctor's appointment, Jess?

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MsKite · 14/08/2016 23:18

Toads are dry not slimy aren't they? Confused

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 14/08/2016 23:18

I have one in the morning. Just don't think doc is going to understand my affection for a toad.

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ADishBestEatenCold · 14/08/2016 23:18

Think she's alive and well over in shorthaul.

someplace in here

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 14/08/2016 23:19

Should I call 101?

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 14/08/2016 23:21

Ms I don't know! I never got the chance to touch her! I was looking forward to cosying up in front of RentaGhost....

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Feellikearightungreatfulcow · 14/08/2016 23:23

Yep - call 101 immediately - they'll log it for you Grin

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Bettercallsaul1 · 14/08/2016 23:26

ADish - just rushed over to that thread, full of hope, but the last toad post seems to have been on Thursday night. She went AWOL last night. But thanks anyway!

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 14/08/2016 23:27

ADish Shock

Well this is a thread you'll never forget

I. Just. Can't. Believe.It.

Will call 101 when I stop shaking and crying. The utter..... toad.,,,

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Bettercallsaul1 · 14/08/2016 23:30

MsKite - I think you are right - toads are dry. But her behaviour in sidling off our thread has been slimy and slippery in the extreme.

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