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To be worried about my slimy friend?

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess Sun 14-Aug-16 22:35:23

AIBU

Last week, I think I may have met my soulmate. It was love at first post. Her name was toadgirl. I shared a lot of personal info with, including what I buy for tea in Co Op and other really personal stuff. I told her that if I could put her soul into the body of the fit guy that works in said Co Op; then I would marry her.

Was this too much? She has now gone completely off the radar and I am frantic. She does have addiction issues; I and others are extremely concerned about her overuse of memes. She doesn't seem to have any control over her use/possible abuse of them, and I'm really worried that she may have fallen down the rabbit hole of cats/Yoda/various other shite. toadgirl, if you are out there, we love you and I am fully prepared to have an open relationship with you, if that's what you want.

I/we can't handle the silence/lack of memes any longer.

AverageGayLad Sun 14-Aug-16 22:43:30

I miss you toadmum sad

Bettercallsaul1 Sun 14-Aug-16 22:43:53

I second all of the above. Apart from the wanting to marry her bit.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess Sun 14-Aug-16 22:55:06

better to be fair, I didn't want to marry her; I merely wanted to transplant her personality (minus excessive meme-ing) into Co Op boy's body - is that so terribly unreasonable?

ItShouldHaveBeenJess Sun 14-Aug-16 22:56:37

And what about poor AGL? Her behaviour is bordering on the unforgivable.

Bettercallsaul1 Sun 14-Aug-16 22:57:33

Well, when you put it like that, not unreasonable at all!

Bettercallsaul1 Sun 14-Aug-16 22:59:15

Yes, that is child abandonment. Shocking, quite shocking.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess Sun 14-Aug-16 23:02:28

I don't get why she mentioned courgettes, lube and baby wipes and then just fucked off.... She was leading me on, right?

ItShouldHaveBeenJess Sun 14-Aug-16 23:04:36

So as not to drip feed, she also posted cat memes.

She knows I have a rocky relationship with cats.

Shaking and crying right now.

SoleBizzz Sun 14-Aug-16 23:04:45

confused

Bettercallsaul1 Sun 14-Aug-16 23:04:48

She could just have had an accident and fallen over. It could be that there's a toad in the hole somewhere.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess Sun 14-Aug-16 23:07:30

better. It's posters like you that put me right off MN. Toadily unhelpful comment (flounces off)

2kids2dogsnosense Sun 14-Aug-16 23:09:39

Saul I hope you're prepared to replace my keyboard. I just read your post and snorted tea all over it! [Need a really good laugh-out-loud smiley]

Bettercallsaul1 Sun 14-Aug-16 23:10:08

Just a suggestion! It's perfectly possible...

Bettercallsaul1 Sun 14-Aug-16 23:12:08

2kids - grin

ItShouldHaveBeenJess Sun 14-Aug-16 23:12:29

Right. So what you guys are saying is that she's actually a toad? Shaking and crying again.

Bettercallsaul1 Sun 14-Aug-16 23:15:48

Have you considered making an urgent doctor's appointment, Jess?

ItShouldHaveBeenJess Sun 14-Aug-16 23:18:02

I have one in the morning. Just don't think doc is going to understand my affection for a toad.

MsKite Sun 14-Aug-16 23:18:02

Toads are dry not slimy aren't they? confused

ADishBestEatenCold Sun 14-Aug-16 23:18:54

Think she's alive and well over in shorthaul.

someplace in here

ItShouldHaveBeenJess Sun 14-Aug-16 23:19:41

Should I call 101?

ItShouldHaveBeenJess Sun 14-Aug-16 23:21:31

Ms I don't know! I never got the chance to touch her! I was looking forward to cosying up in front of RentaGhost....

Feellikearightungreatfulcow Sun 14-Aug-16 23:23:50

Yep - call 101 immediately - they'll log it for you grin

Bettercallsaul1 Sun 14-Aug-16 23:26:53

ADish - just rushed over to that thread, full of hope, but the last toad post seems to have been on Thursday night. She went AWOL last night. But thanks anyway!

ItShouldHaveBeenJess Sun 14-Aug-16 23:27:30

ADish shock

Well this is a thread you'll never forget

I. Just. Can't. Believe.It.

Will call 101 when I stop shaking and crying. The utter..... toad.,,,

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