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To let posters know that you can fucking swear on MN.

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usual Sat 13-Aug-16 20:22:57

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Noonesfool Sat 13-Aug-16 20:24:57

Faffing?
Foaling?

Nope. Can't understand a fucking word you're saying Usual

Rifleponyandme Sat 13-Aug-16 20:25:53

Well said op

WatchMeSoar Sat 13-Aug-16 20:27:00

Fuck me
I never knew!

HerRoyalFattyness Sat 13-Aug-16 20:27:17

Fucking well said usual this b***arding thing really bugs me.

ghostspirit Sat 13-Aug-16 20:28:20

And any where else if you choose to

usual Sat 13-Aug-16 20:28:24

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TeaAndBisquits Sat 13-Aug-16 20:29:34

This feels very liberal. Fuck fuckety fuck!

AnneEyhtMeyer Sat 13-Aug-16 20:29:39

The one that pisses me off is when people say ducking.

ChardonnayKnickertonSmythe Sat 13-Aug-16 20:30:07

Can someone explain why people write biatch?

Same reason?

Plaintalkin Sat 13-Aug-16 20:30:34

Thanks for clearing that up. But what if I don't want to say f*ck ?

ChardonnayKnickertonSmythe Sat 13-Aug-16 20:30:44

Ducking is often auto correct. My phone does it.

Believeitornot Sat 13-Aug-16 20:31:16

YANBFUCKINGU

dizzyfeck Sat 13-Aug-16 20:31:41

Or they just don't feel like swearing on that day. I write ducking or fecking on days when I'm feeling less sweary. On days when swearing is on the cards I go to fucking town. People can write whatever the fuck they want.

usual Sat 13-Aug-16 20:31:47

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LiviaDrusillaAugusta Sat 13-Aug-16 20:32:11

Yes I have been mentioning that recently - it's fucking twee to star it out

HerRoyalFattyness Sat 13-Aug-16 20:32:56

If you don't want to say fuck just don't say it at all

AnneEyhtMeyer Sat 13-Aug-16 20:33:06

Oh is it? I stand corrected. I obviously use fucking more than ducking so it never happens to me.

usual Sat 13-Aug-16 20:33:10

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Owlytellsmesecrets Sat 13-Aug-16 20:33:24

My bastard iPod always turns a good fucking into a ducking!!! Auto correct you ruin a good fucking rant !!!

Coconutty Sat 13-Aug-16 20:33:48

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Owlytellsmesecrets Sat 13-Aug-16 20:33:49

Yes I did fucking check every fuck!!!

AnneEyhtMeyer Sat 13-Aug-16 20:34:03

I have never had a day I don't feel like swearing dizzy

StillSmallVoiceOfCalm Sat 13-Aug-16 20:34:53

Cunts.

Passmethecrisps Sat 13-Aug-16 20:35:04

Well yippee yai fucking Kay.

Ducking is an irritant from autocorrect.

I find muttered under the breath swearing or fudged swearing much more annoying than a carefully administered actual swear.

I know someone who in speech peppers her sentences with f'kn. all the time. Regardless of who she is with. Annoys the fuck out of me. If you feel the need to sanitise then don't say it. Pick a different word which makes you more comfortable

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