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VanillaSugar Sat 13-Aug-16 15:20:38

Well, we're back by popular demand. Or not, as the title suggests. It's been incredible that four threads have reached a thousand posts where nobody, no one and no one at all posted anything. At all.

So, continue the party. Join the party and gatecrash the party. Let's see if we can reach five thousand posts of whiffle, piffle and pictures of Aidan Turner.

🙋🙌👍👐🎂🎉🎊🐰🐸🍸🍺🍻🍷🍹☕🍵🍦🍰🌞🌝

Whataboutwhathuh Sat 13-Aug-16 15:21:11

It's ok! It's ok! I'm here!

OreosAreTasty Sat 13-Aug-16 15:21:53

YABU
Wanker.
Hth.
;)

toadgirl Sat 13-Aug-16 15:23:47

haha smile

AverageGayLad Sat 13-Aug-16 15:25:37

grin hello!

<unpacks>

toadgirl Sat 13-Aug-16 15:25:40

star

Well done to AGL on getting last post of Fourth Thread!!!!!! grin

VanillaSugar Sat 13-Aug-16 15:26:56

You bastsrd AGL that was my thread and I wanted the last post. floundes off to Chat

AverageGayLad Sat 13-Aug-16 15:28:01

grin I've never typed so fast!

VanillaSugar Sat 13-Aug-16 15:28:21

Hrllo Oreo You come in an ice cream now, and in two types: sandwich and on a stick. I prefer the Oreo ice cream sandwich myself.

toadgirl Sat 13-Aug-16 15:28:25

Time to get the troops rallied for another battle to 1000 posts:-

AverageGayLad Sat 13-Aug-16 15:30:17

Mother! I want that article picture!

toadgirl Sat 13-Aug-16 15:30:22

Come back Vanilla!!!!!

VanillaSugar Sat 13-Aug-16 15:31:49

Only joking! Here I am. I am now going to flounce off and hang out the washing.

toadgirl Sat 13-Aug-16 15:32:28

Man to sue Greggs after blistering love affair with pasty

Phwoar! Now that's a sexy pasty... Copyright: David Johnson

Howard Russell, a 32-year-old sales manager from Cheshire, is planning to sue the high street bakery chain Greggs for negligence. Why? Because it failed to warn him about the dangers of putting your penis inside one of its pasties… of course.

There are a lot of Britons who love pasties but Mr Russell probably loves them a bit more than the average punter. However, for anyone who shares his romantic zeal for a chicken bake, heed this lesson: when trying to consummate a relationship with a freshly baked savoury snack, beware that it can burn your more sensitive nether regions.

Speaking to the Sunday Sport, the pasty-poker explained that he has a weird sexual fetish involving Greggs’ chicken bakes (I know, why not a sausage roll, right?!). Obviously, Mr Russell is not some sort of uncouth sex fiend – he waits until he gets home before reheating his tasty treat and doing to the deed.

Unfortunately the dangers of a steaming hot ‘meat-filled’ pastry parcel were not properly explained to Mr Russell and as a result the tip of his member was sorely burnt. He is reported as telling the paper: “That, to me, is a clear case of negligence and I intend to sue.

“I ran my helmet under cold water straight away but I’m still in agony and can barely walk. It’s covered in blisters. I may never be able to have sex with a pasty again.

“I made a phone call to one of those solicitors who advertise on the telly but unfortunately the person on the end of the phone had some sort of coughing fit when I explained my predicament.”

Real or a hoax, you decide. Either way, how successful this ludicrous legal action will be is yet to be seen.

toadgirl Sat 13-Aug-16 15:34:25

AGL the article was in the Sunday Sport apparently!

AverageGayLad Sat 13-Aug-16 15:34:42

grin

toadgirl Sat 13-Aug-16 15:34:54

Let's try and keep this thread clean, folks!

Whataboutwhathuh Sat 13-Aug-16 15:36:28

No cum in ice cream sandwiches?

Champagneformyrealfriends Sat 13-Aug-16 15:38:31

Joining in. Or not.

BeingATwatItsABingThing Sat 13-Aug-16 15:39:40

I wanna play! Pleeeaaassssseeee? grin

Whataboutwhathuh Sat 13-Aug-16 15:41:27

New blood grin

toadgirl Sat 13-Aug-16 15:44:15

Champagneformyrealfriends and BeingATwatItsABingThing

Great to see you smile

toadgirl Sat 13-Aug-16 15:46:18

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BeingATwatItsABingThing Sat 13-Aug-16 15:46:32

grin

AverageGayLad Sat 13-Aug-16 15:47:25

New victims friends! Yay!

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