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To push DH out of bed whilst he sleeps, for revenge and reasons?

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KellyBoo800 Tue 09-Aug-16 22:03:17

We went out tonight and had to leave pretty quickly after we got home from work, so he grabbed his wet work shirts from out the washing machine before we left and draped them over the clothes horse so they are dry for tomorrow (I didn't see him do this).

No big deal except he has pretty much laid them right over my already dry work clothes (hadn't had time to put them away yet because like I said, in a rush!). My clothes are now damp sad I know they will be dry by tomorrow but I'm irrationally peeved that he didn't just hang his shirts on the back of a chair or something. If I hadn't bothered to put the dry clothes away tonight I wouldn't have noticed and my dress for tomorrow would still be wet.

I took my few items off the clothes horse, made a brew and am now sipping and seething whilst he potters downstairs tidying the kitchen.

WIBU to push him out of bed in his sleep tonight? grin

I love him really. Promise.

Slackalice42 Tue 09-Aug-16 22:06:59

When I was at school there was a story that if you put a sleeping person's hand into warm water they would wet the bed. I have always wondered if it was true - how about you try it and let us knowsmile

ProfessorPreciseaBug Tue 09-Aug-16 22:08:08

You leave a man to do washing... then complain that he fluffs it up....?


.... now ......running away very fast

ProfessorPreciseaBug Tue 09-Aug-16 22:09:43

Slack...
How silly is that... if he pees in bed Kelly will have to sleep with a very damp patch..

KellyBoo800 Tue 09-Aug-16 22:11:50

Professor and Slack - I leave the house at 6am for work and he doesn't get up for another few hours...I could do it then grin

Problem then is that he'll wash the bedsheets and probably drape them all over my clothes to dry them!!

CalleighDoodle Tue 09-Aug-16 22:12:14

Keep spraying his clothes with water so they stay damp.

Christine88 Tue 09-Aug-16 22:14:44

So glad I'm not the only one who has violent thoughts again DP whilst they sleep!

The other night my DP said he'd do the night feeds, son is 7 weeks old and I've not slept longer than 3 hours in months! He didn't wake up, I tried nudging and shaking him, son was hysterical I ended up doing the feed. All the while partner was snoring away...took every bit of will power I had not to punch him in the face!! 😂😂
Got some ammunition for the weekend though and I'm gonna sleep loads!! Also don't think I feel like food shopping so maybe he can take the 2 year old and go by himself!! smile

MammasBrandNewBag Tue 09-Aug-16 22:18:02

Wait until he is asleep, toothpaste on the back of his hand and then tickle his nostril. Voila! Minty nostril and sweet sweet revenge. My brother used to get me with that one all the time when we were kids.

KellyBoo800 Tue 09-Aug-16 22:23:21

Christine I definitely would have pushed him out the bed for that!! I'll keep my fingers crossed for you for the weekend wink

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