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Cyclists at the traffic lights

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MammasBrandNewBag Tue 09-Aug-16 20:42:11

Pull up to the traffic lights and along comes a cyclist in his black lycra.

Toned muscular legs and the perfect bum, what more could you ask for while you wait for the lights to change? Along comes big stupid vehicle in the lane next to me completely blocking my view.

Very distracting, aibu to think that anyone blocking my view of such gorgeousness should be banished from the roads forever?

molyholy Tue 09-Aug-16 20:46:12

I think if a male wrote about ogling a female cyclists lycra clad arse at the traffic lights this way, they would be called a pervert.

MammasBrandNewBag Tue 09-Aug-16 20:47:57

And quite rightly too. I was definitely perving.

lljkk Tue 09-Aug-16 20:48:28

Shouting something lewd at the window is pervy.
Admiring the view is human.

ClopySow Tue 09-Aug-16 21:06:23

I read that as "cystitis at traffic lights"

That would have been a much better thread.

MammasBrandNewBag Tue 09-Aug-16 21:12:27

Yes it would Clopy, but a much worse experience

mygrandchildrenrock Tue 09-Aug-16 21:22:16

I thought it was going to be about road rage! I think there is nothing wrong in admiring the view.

Writerwannabe83 Tue 09-Aug-16 21:44:24

I hope he had a helmet on smile

Or did you not really notice him from the shoulders upwards? grin

MammasBrandNewBag Tue 09-Aug-16 22:08:05

I did in fact notice he had on a helmet, which actually looked good in him and those things look good on nobody! Sexy cycle man, beautiful and responsible. Sigh.

MammasBrandNewBag Tue 09-Aug-16 22:09:37

*on him, the helmet was on him not in him, that would be weird.

AuntJane Tue 09-Aug-16 22:49:46

I'm surprised a cyclust actually stopped at traffic lights. That's a reasonably rare occurrence where I am.

Togaparties Tue 09-Aug-16 23:47:08

More Mumsnet double standards as usual. If I'd posted how much I enjoyed looking at a fine women's arse in Lycra at a set of traffic lights if be torn a new arsehole.

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