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AIBU?

AIBU to think we should stop posting on the poo troll threads?

43 replies

BreconBeBuggered · 09/08/2016 00:12

Poor MNHQ.

OP posts:

Report

Arfarfanarf · 09/08/2016 00:16

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Alisvolatpropiis · 09/08/2016 00:19

But it's quite funny. I have heard of the poo troll but in my almost 4 years on MN never seen it. Until now.

The tone makes me imagine a deeply repressed man wanking into a sock whilst muttering to himself about poo.

"Talk dirty to me" has taken on a new meaning.

DioneTheDiabolist · 09/08/2016 00:20

I've been here for years. I always miss the poo trolls.

TheWeeBabySeamus1 · 09/08/2016 00:20

I just wanted a reason to post this 💩 emoticon. But I also reported, so that's ok

Just5minswithDacre · 09/08/2016 00:20

Well I did first post an appreciation of night watch. But of course they had to hide that too

outputgap · 09/08/2016 00:21

As long as he doesn't leave the socks for his wife to clear up...

DonkeyOaty · 09/08/2016 00:21

I know

We ain't supposed to give attention just report and move on

So

Best silly joke?

Why don't pirates know their alphabet very well ?
They spend months at sea

Arrrrr

DramaAlpaca · 09/08/2016 00:21

I didn't post on the first two I saw, just reported. I know I shouldn't, but I couldn't resist posting on the third one just for the deletion message

DonkeyOaty · 09/08/2016 00:23

is it awful that I laughed at the Ohio typo

TheWeeBabySeamus1 · 09/08/2016 00:25

I only opened the Ohio thread because I though autocorrect had changed Oreo and wondered why that would warrant starting a thread.

But it was about poopy.

BreconBeBuggered · 09/08/2016 00:26

I loved the Ohio typo! It almost lured me in to post on that one too.

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ErrolTheDragon · 09/08/2016 00:26

I was tempted to reply, greedy buggers, did they have a Maine course as well.

HoneyDragon · 09/08/2016 00:33

Why are pirates mean?

Because they arrrrrrrr.

I'm here all night folks

DonkeyOaty · 09/08/2016 00:36

Arrrrrr

HoneyDragon · 09/08/2016 00:37

I've exhausted my clean pirate jokes now.

DonkeyOaty · 09/08/2016 00:39

Have some grog instead matey

TheWeeBabySeamus1 · 09/08/2016 00:39

Why does it take pirates so long to say the alphabet?

Because they spend years at C!

Comedyusername · 09/08/2016 00:40

I feel like I've missed out on the joke...

IAmSeriousAndDontCallMeShirley · 09/08/2016 00:40

Im new to MN *waves. I may regret asking but what's poo troll?!

BreconBeBuggered · 09/08/2016 00:41

What's the stinkiest part of a pirate ship?

The poop deck.

Oh yes.

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Just5minswithDacre · 09/08/2016 00:41

What it sounds like Shirley

DonkeyOaty · 09/08/2016 00:42

POOP DECK

I'm dying, BRILLIANT

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DonkeyOaty · 09/08/2016 00:42

JOKE

DonkeyOaty · 09/08/2016 00:42

F off mobile device

TheWeeBabySeamus1 · 09/08/2016 00:43

Missed your first one what a bloody copy cat.

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got put in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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