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AIBU to think we should stop posting on the poo troll threads?

(44 Posts)
BreconBeBuggered Tue 09-Aug-16 00:12:52

Poor MNHQ.

Arfarfanarf Tue 09-Aug-16 00:16:10

I know i know. You're right of course but it is just so tempting.

It's all just so confusing.
Do they actually get off on it?
Do they think they're funny?
Do they not realise what sad bastards they are?

Alisvolatpropiis Tue 09-Aug-16 00:19:12

But it's quite funny. I have heard of the poo troll but in my almost 4 years on MN never seen it. Until now.

The tone makes me imagine a deeply repressed man wanking into a sock whilst muttering to himself about poo.

"Talk dirty to me" has taken on a new meaning.

DioneTheDiabolist Tue 09-Aug-16 00:20:30

I've been here for years. I always miss the poo trolls.sadangry

TheWeeBabySeamus1 Tue 09-Aug-16 00:20:41

I just wanted a reason to post this 💩 emoticon. But I also reported, so that's ok grin

Just5minswithDacre Tue 09-Aug-16 00:20:54

Well I did first post an appreciation of night watch. But of course they had to hide that too blushgrin

outputgap Tue 09-Aug-16 00:21:13

As long as he doesn't leave the socks for his wife to clear up...

DonkeyOaty Tue 09-Aug-16 00:21:20

I know

We ain't supposed to give attention just report and move on


Best silly joke?

Why don't pirates know their alphabet very well ?
They spend months at sea


DramaAlpaca Tue 09-Aug-16 00:21:38

I didn't post on the first two I saw, just reported. I know I shouldn't, but I couldn't resist posting on the third one just for the deletion message blush

DonkeyOaty Tue 09-Aug-16 00:23:33

is it awful that I laughed at the Ohio typo

TheWeeBabySeamus1 Tue 09-Aug-16 00:25:39

I only opened the Ohio thread because I though autocorrect had changed Oreo and wondered why that would warrant starting a thread.

But it was about poopy. grin

BreconBeBuggered Tue 09-Aug-16 00:26:37

I loved the Ohio typo! It almost lured me in to post on that one too.

ErrolTheDragon Tue 09-Aug-16 00:26:38

I was tempted to reply, greedy buggers, did they have a Maine course as well.

HoneyDragon Tue 09-Aug-16 00:33:33

Why are pirates mean?

Because they arrrrrrrr.

I'm here all night folks


DonkeyOaty Tue 09-Aug-16 00:36:01


HoneyDragon Tue 09-Aug-16 00:37:11

I've exhausted my clean pirate jokes now.

DonkeyOaty Tue 09-Aug-16 00:39:05

Have some grog instead matey

TheWeeBabySeamus1 Tue 09-Aug-16 00:39:21

Why does it take pirates so long to say the alphabet?

Because they spend years at C!

Comedyusername Tue 09-Aug-16 00:40:39

I feel like I've missed out on the joke...

IAmSeriousAndDontCallMeShirley Tue 09-Aug-16 00:40:45

Im new to MN *waves. I may regret asking but what's poo troll?!

BreconBeBuggered Tue 09-Aug-16 00:41:10

What's the stinkiest part of a pirate ship?

The poop deck.

Oh yes.

Just5minswithDacre Tue 09-Aug-16 00:41:28

What it sounds like Shirley grin

DonkeyOaty Tue 09-Aug-16 00:42:09


I'm dying, BRILLIANT

DonkeyOaty Tue 09-Aug-16 00:42:27


DonkeyOaty Tue 09-Aug-16 00:42:49

F off mobile device

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