DH just spilled my wine, should I LTB?

[Champagneformyrealfriends]

Lighthearted

DH has been working all day and got home late-I'm on Mat leave. Poured the last of my naice wine to enjoy because he was having an after work lager. His turn to feed DD, but because he's tired and I'm nice, I offered to feed her so he could chill out.

Got downstairs and he's knocked my wine over-it was the last of a nice bottle. Should I kill him, or just LTB?

[MyJuneName]

Send him the shop for more wine first.
Then LTB

[LurkyLurkerMcLurkface]

Kill. Only appropriate response.

[UmbongoUnchained]

Drown him in it.

[Champagneformyrealfriends]

Killing him seems to be winning. Poor DH.

[PurpleWithRed]

He does all night feeds forever, or he dies. Let him choose.

[Champagneformyrealfriends]

I like that, Purple. But I might just kill him anyway.

[MyKingdomForBrie]

New bottle, immediately! Kill him and your only supply chain is cut..

[WorraLiberty]

Don't kill him too quickly.

He needs to suffer for this.

Perhaps make him watch 6 hours of Loose Women first.

[Champagneformyrealfriends]

Brie you have a point there....

[Champagneformyrealfriends]

Worra you sadist! I must learn from you

[WorraLiberty]

He's going to need wine to get him through the first 10 minutes

So win-win really

[Champagneformyrealfriends]

Worra he'll need more than wine

[Idliketobeabutterfly]

Pour his alcohol down sink

[John4703]

As a man I suggest from experience

1. He goes to the shop and gets 12 bottles of that wine
   
2. He does all the ironing for the next 500 years
   
3. He buys you a beautiful necklace
   
4. He feeds every child of your's every night
   
5. He kisses your feet as often as they want kissed
   

Actually number 5 sounds like fun :-)

[Champagneformyrealfriends]

Butterfly I never thought of that! Though I think killing him would have more impact.

[WorraLiberty]

Do you not have an emergency wine supply?

I always think it's better to be safe than sober.

[Champagneformyrealfriends]

John he hates feet, so number 5 would be a punishment

We only have one child so feeding her every night wouldn't be a great hardship really.

I'm still leaning toward killing him.

[Champagneformyrealfriends]

Worra I have gin. He actually said, "I've spilled your wine, but you have some gin."

Gin doesn't cut it-I wanted my wine

[John4703]

Champagneformyrealfriends Sun 07-Aug-16 23:24:13
John he hates feet, so number 5 would be a punishment grin
We only have one child so feeding her every night wouldn't be a great hardship really.
I'm still leaning toward killing him.

Just kill him but make sure it is a slow and painful death and that you enjoy watching him (the wine spiller) writhe in agony

(I just can't get the bit about him hating feet, I love to kiss my wife's feet,)

[WorraLiberty]

If my DH went anywhere near my feet I'd break his face.

[MissElizaBennettsBookmark]

LTB

You don't need that kind of negativity in your life...

(Make sure he replaces the wine first though)

[SendMyLoveToYourNewLUHuvahh]

He threw it to the dog?!

The insult! I love those crisps.

[ProfessorPreciseaBug]

Who is responsible for the wine cellar in your household?
If it is you as the wine drinker... you have been neglecting your duties to have got down to the last bottle..

[Champagneformyrealfriends]

Proffesor it's not really a wine cellar, more space on top of the fridge

Rudymentary he threw it to the dog?!