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To think that my next door neighbour is a twat of the highest order.

(110 Posts)
Cocolepew Fri 05-Aug-16 08:11:21

He has been out with his fucking petrol mower since 6.50.
He has a tiny garden but is still out.
I might have to kill him. angry
Wanker.

Jezabella1 Fri 05-Aug-16 08:14:19

Yes, he's a twatbag. Who does that?

CaptainCrunch Fri 05-Aug-16 08:15:20

Hands op gun, no jury in the land would convict....

Cocolepew Fri 05-Aug-16 08:17:52

Thats what I reckoned too Captain.
God but he pisses me off.

IceRoadDucker Fri 05-Aug-16 08:20:13

Fucker.

Get some wind chimes and put them as near his bedroom as possible.

TaliZorahVasNormandy Fri 05-Aug-16 08:22:29

Arsehole. I'd do more than just kill him. Anyone seen the Happening when the guy gets run over by a lawnmower......

Cocolepew Fri 05-Aug-16 08:25:05

<makes note>.
Now he is dragging his compost bin up and down the path.
If he goes anywhere near my shrubs again theres going to be another a fight.

LindyHemming Fri 05-Aug-16 08:28:51

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NeedACleverNN Fri 05-Aug-16 08:29:16

That would drive me mad. Especially if he woke up my children.

Ditsy4 Fri 05-Aug-16 08:33:10

I had next doors dogs barking. There is quite a reasonable distance between houses and I have now got double glazing but can still hear them every time someone goes past. I was attempting a sleep in!

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Fri 05-Aug-16 08:35:38

What time do your kids normally wake up then Need?

It's about an hour earlier than is acceptable imo,8 onwards is ok in my book, but nothing get worked up over. It's not like he'll be doing it every day.

NeedACleverNN Fri 05-Aug-16 08:38:22

Usually about 7-7.30.

But the youngest is awful if you wake him up. I mean truly horrible. Even if he wanted to get up 2 mins later, you wake him up you suffer the consequences.

MangoBiscuit Fri 05-Aug-16 08:38:25

What did he do to your shrubs??

Cocolepew Fri 05-Aug-16 08:44:40

I have teens, so they don't usually appear until the afternoon late.
Before he decided to build a six foot fence right up to the boundary, about two inches of a bush in my garden was overhanging into his. Im talking about one tiny branch, one foot tall.
He decided to cut back my shrubs by standing on them and cutting the branches right back to the trunk(?).
He also didnt have any room to paint his fence after building it so walked over all my plants and bushes to get to it.

Cocolepew Fri 05-Aug-16 08:45:39

He has been known to cut his grass every other day Dame confused

NeedACleverNN Fri 05-Aug-16 08:45:52

^ shock

The cheeky twat. I hope you gave him an earful

Fiderer Fri 05-Aug-16 08:47:34

You need a small child learning the recorder. And a decent pair of ear plugs for self.

My office is on the same floor as class 2b who all spend an hour a week tooting and fluting with their classroom door open. Now on school hols and some local angel is practising daily to torment me.

<gin>

Cocolepew Fri 05-Aug-16 08:50:31

There has been words exchanged on more than one occasion.
He's hardly been there the last few years, he had a house somewhere else but wouldn't sell next door because he wouldn't use the money to pay for his wifes nursing home.
He's been back for about 6 weeks, and I dont like it 😕

NeedACleverNN Fri 05-Aug-16 08:51:38

Sounds like a very mean man who thinks he is better than anyone else

Cocolepew Fri 05-Aug-16 08:51:55

There will be a recorder somewhere in the house grin

fluffychicken Fri 05-Aug-16 08:53:17

So he trespassed into your garden to put his fence up?

Cocolepew Fri 05-Aug-16 08:53:38

The police were looking for him a few years ago, he had got married without bothering to divorce his wife first hmm

Salmotrutta Fri 05-Aug-16 08:55:39

Surely a small enthusiastic child learning to play the violin is much more annoying even than the recorder?

I have an old violin in the attic...

Salmotrutta Fri 05-Aug-16 08:57:06

Oooh, I once had a disappearing neighbour who the police were looking for.

But that was for fraud/financial shenanigans.

NoobThebrave Fri 05-Aug-16 08:58:25

We have a similar neighbour who (since all the neighbours objected to enormous building plans) is as obnoxious as possible with power tools, mowers etc.

Under the new ASBO laws noise can be reported if unreasonable or excessive....liking thought of twatty neighbours wearing ASBO anklets 😁

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