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Is London going to get a coffee and blow job cafe?

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HelenaDove Wed 03-Aug-16 17:45:10

It reads like a joke or an April fool........but its August.

It cant be serious.

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/london-to-get-coffee-and-fellatio-cafe-a7170266.html?cmpid=facebook-post

LurkingHusband Wed 03-Aug-16 17:49:57

God, the standard of reportage and general English skills gets worse, daily

From the article (screengrab for when they correct it)

Running a "brother" ?

Also, I bet the coffees not up to much.

MajesticSeaFlapFlap Wed 03-Aug-16 17:51:20

But will they serve a nice lemon drizzle?

feralgoat Wed 03-Aug-16 17:51:32

£50 isn't much. I wonder if they have private rooms or is it just women ducking under tables

WorraLiberty Wed 03-Aug-16 17:53:07

That's disgusting.

I hate real coffee.

molyholy Wed 03-Aug-16 17:54:16

Hopefully the will be a Tea and cunnilingus cafe to follow confused

couldn't see women using this facility tbh.

LonnyVonnyWilsonFrickett Wed 03-Aug-16 17:55:22

My flabber is positively ghasted, on every single level.

1) WTF?
2) WTF wrote that?
3) don't they teach journalism ethics any more?
4) WTF

molyholy Wed 03-Aug-16 17:55:27

Majestic maybe a lemon jizzle wink

BillSykesDog Wed 03-Aug-16 17:58:24

A coffee shop? Well there's only one way to deal with that. Send in all the local NCT groups to spend al day blocking the place up with their massive double buggies only buying one cappuccino and making it last all day. They'll go broke in a week without anybody even getting a blow job.

LurkingHusband Wed 03-Aug-16 17:59:06

I guess it's a sign of an area going down ? Hill that is ?

Have to be careful if you say "this coffee sucks" now.

ipswichwitch Wed 03-Aug-16 18:00:20

Surely not at the same time though?!?! I forsee third degree burns on cocks aplenty...

April241 Wed 03-Aug-16 18:00:54

Had to read this, looks like it's going to be an ordinary open plan cafe! Apparently booths are illegal in Geneva but he's requested two booths for the shy guys in London.

What happens if a group of 70 year old women go in for their weekly cake and a coffee and fancy a new place? Absolutely hilarious!!!

iklboo Wed 03-Aug-16 18:01:15

Well I'm not going to go in and ask if I can have a large one with extra foam.

StealthPolarBear Wed 03-Aug-16 18:01:19

Oh ffs. Well at least this might help those poor men who just need to orgasm so badly they're unable to take responsibility for any children who might occur as a result.
when are we going to accept that women are pretty much just a commodity in this country?

StealthPolarBear Wed 03-Aug-16 18:01:41

HmmN meet up?

StealthPolarBear Wed 03-Aug-16 18:02:21

Do the women have any say over whether they deliver their service? Ffs.

StealthPolarBear Wed 03-Aug-16 18:02:42

Sorry I say women I mean wares

Queenbean Wed 03-Aug-16 18:03:37

How absolutely hideous.

It's in Paddington so I doubt it would do anything to the area

StealthPolarBear Wed 03-Aug-16 18:04:02

With all the work that's going on about sexual abuse, coercion and modern day slavery and then...This.

FuzzyFairy Wed 03-Aug-16 18:05:37

What a ridiculous idea!

Also wonder if they will have male sex workers?!

I just don't get it...

Agree, that the journalism was awful too.

NeedACleverNN Wed 03-Aug-16 18:05:37

If a woman wants to be an escort that's her business.

There shouldn't be a cafe encouraging it on the high street thought

Smurfnoff Wed 03-Aug-16 18:08:52

I love that they ask 'Why coffee? Why not ice cream for instance?' And the owner tries to come up with a serious answer grin

Seriously though, Fellatio Café is a little clinical as a name. What about 'A Blow and a Brew'?

HelenaDove Wed 03-Aug-16 18:09:38

I just thought WTF while i was reading it.

According to the (badly written article) there will be waitresses serving coffee Whats he going to do to ensure the waitresses wont be sexually harassed.

Stratter5 Wed 03-Aug-16 18:10:27

I think BillSykes has the solution.

What a repulsive idea though. Glad I don't have the mind that dredged that one up.

StealthPolarBear Wed 03-Aug-16 18:11:27

Or the fellatioo givers

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