To cook myself half of an actual duck to eat all to myself?

[FlyHighLittleBee]

Been doing really good on my diet. Just broke up with exP and I wanna look shit hot as soon as possible to show that awful prick what he's missing.

Got a little bit drunk, was desperate for a takeaway but money is so tight. Then I realised I had duck, pancakes, spring onions and cucumber in the fridge! Hellll yeeeahhh. I'm waiting for it to cook so am still trying to convince myself I'm only going to have a pancake or two , but I know I'm going to eat allthat delicious ducky up!

So what are your favourite drunk dinners? Give me the most disgusting, delicious, alcohol fueled meals you've invented

[SmallBee]

Oh the amount of times DH has been out and I've wanted s takeaway delivery that have a minimum spend. So I'll order enough for that which is far to much for one meal , because it'll do me for tomorrow as well. But then, somehow, by the end of the evening, it's mysteriously been eaten!
I'm not even a big drinker, I'm just greedy

[FastaPastaForMoiii]

I'm hungry now

[SquidgyRedBall]

I think YABU if you don't! Slightly jealous now

[OhSoggyBiscuit]

Life's too short to leave a duck and pancakes in the fridge all on its own. It's practically begging to be eaten.

[CharminglyGawky]

It's duck and it won't be anywhere near as nice cold if you leave half for tomorrow... You have to eat it!

This is coming from someone who once ordered duck for both starter and main at a resturant. The waitress laughed a bit but it was a damn good meal and I must have eaten about half a cucumber so not all bad!

[Bettercallsaul1]

Is it M and S Crispy duck, OP? With cucumber, spring onions and pancakes? Because, if so, you would be very unreasonable not to eat the lot.

[AnnieOnnieMouse]

Is also a little bit drunk, and now wants duck pancakes.
I will come and share yours, OP, so you don't ruin your diet.