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Tonight I am alone...

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Twatting Tue 19-Jul-16 13:21:00

..until God knows what time.

DC is at his dad's, DP is out playing football/pub with 'the boys'.

Wibu to finish work, get 3 meals from McDonald's and a bottle of wine and sit in the garden getting drunk and fat? AND THEN act like I've been doing housework for 5 hours?

Of course I will hide the evidence wink

NavyandWhite Tue 19-Jul-16 13:21:54

Three meals from McDonald's?
Why??

You've forgotten the tub of Ben & Jerry's to round off the meal.

ABloodyDifficultWoman Tue 19-Jul-16 13:25:22

3 meals from McDonald's is more like punishing yourself! It's 30 degrees outside. Get Ben & Jerry's and a bucket of gin!

Twatting Tue 19-Jul-16 13:30:45

How about 2 meals, Ben and Jerry's a bucket of gin and a bottle of wine. Washed down nicely with another bottle of wine.

Is that taking it too far? I could claim heatstroke to excuse my dunken demeanour smile

NKFell Tue 19-Jul-16 13:34:05

I'd have the three Maccy D's...are the smoked ones out? The advert looks delicious- I'd get the beef and the chicken option grin

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me. If you drink the wine directly from the bottle it will save on washing up.

Twatting Tue 19-Jul-16 13:38:29

Saving on washing up is half the reason I'm going for maccys rather than a Chinese/Indian combination!!

Do you think a a portion of cheesy bites per meal would go down nicely?

Namechangingme Tue 19-Jul-16 13:40:59

Haha! I'm also alone til late this evening. I just had the £20 Pizza Hut deal delivered (2 sides, 2 pizzas and a bottle of soft drink)

I will warm some up for dh's dinner.

There's also wine in the fridge smile

Simpsonsaddict Tue 19-Jul-16 13:43:45

If your Maccy's is near a KFC, could do the double, one meal from each, mmmm!

hastheworldgonemad Tue 19-Jul-16 13:50:11

Sounds like a fabulous idea but why pretend you have been doing housework my love?

He's at the pub! Maybe a DVD too? grin

NavyandWhite Tue 19-Jul-16 14:16:45

Urgh no McDonald's.
Throw a pizza in. Be nice with your wine.🍷☀️🍕

MrsTerryPratchett Tue 19-Jul-16 14:18:08

No to McD's. Yes to buckets of wine and gin.

Twatting Tue 19-Jul-16 14:22:28

Wibu to my waistline if I have a maccys, kfc, Pizza Hut AND Burger King??
Wine
Gin
Whatever else I have in my cupboard?!

I'm going to pretend to do housework so I can make him feel guilty and he also then still owes me a free pass grin

SquidgyRedBall Tue 19-Jul-16 14:36:15

Wowzer! I do love a take away a bit too much but even I couldn't manage that! You go for it, it would be rude not to!

May I also suggest a cider over ice to go with all that delicious crap cuisine?

Twatting Tue 19-Jul-16 14:41:22

I'm going to be a stone heavier and paralytic by the time I see DP again grin

Mitel Tue 19-Jul-16 16:52:22

Hmmm.....if it is your turn to do the housework tonight, then YABVU.

I am not sure you would like if you came back expecting a clean house and he was drunk, having stuffed himself on takeaway, and not done anything.

achildsjoy Tue 19-Jul-16 16:58:27

Sounds good!

Twatting Tue 19-Jul-16 17:07:32

Mitel. Lighthearted....

My house is spotless, constantly. I'm not bragging but there's no way he would know otherwise.
I'm a bit of a clean freak.

I've gone for maccys starter and pizza later. Picked up some cider and have cracked open the wine.
Meanwhile he is catching Pokemon at the 5 a side. Boys will be boys wink

Inkanta Tue 19-Jul-16 17:10:19

Why??

lulucappuccino Tue 19-Jul-16 17:12:36

Yabu. Mc Donald's isn't food.

Twatting Tue 19-Jul-16 19:30:25

For all the haters out there. I've washed up and put away. Sorted washing and hoovered.
I'm tucking into DPs bear because I've ran out of wine and I forgot to put the cider in the fridge, maccys was delicious, pizza about to be ordered. If DP is back in time he's welcome to join.

Now to watch the most awful girl film...any suggestions??

Twatting Tue 19-Jul-16 19:35:00

I wish I was tucking into his bear hmm

His beer will have to do for now.

Rrross1ges Tue 19-Jul-16 19:40:31

DH is going out tomorrow. I already have a secret cake lined up.

DubiousCredentials Tue 19-Jul-16 20:02:28

You forgot to put "lighthearted" in the title op grin

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