Live bus thread.

(13 Posts)
JellyAnyDots Mon 18-Jul-16 18:40:46

I'm very pregnant. It's very hot. I'm on a bus. There are plenty of free seats - whole rows free. There is a woman sat right next to me on the aisle seat. Her thigh is pressed next to mine and it's making me even hotter.

WIBU to get up and move? I'm feeling very English and socially awkward about it!

Mamagin Mon 18-Jul-16 18:41:39

Pretend to have a contraction.

MistressChalk Mon 18-Jul-16 18:42:42

Fart

JellyAnyDots Mon 18-Jul-16 18:43:08

Update: SHE moved. Now I'm really offended and worried that I smell.

Imnotaslimjim Mon 18-Jul-16 18:43:14

If you're wanting to move, how about getting up as if you're getting off then saying "oops, wrong stop, I'm going home, not to work" and sitting back down on an empty seat?

nilbyname Mon 18-Jul-16 18:43:42

Ha- can't win but at least your both a bit cooler!

tofutti Mon 18-Jul-16 18:43:43

Did she ignore all the empty rows of seats to sit next to you? shock

Do you have anything smelly you could start eating?

Or perhaps let off a silent but deadly or a loud but proud?

Queenbean Mon 18-Jul-16 18:43:57

God people like this have a special place in hell reserved for them.

Move away from her really obviously but don't actually move. Use your hand to move away her skirt or bag or anything that's freely pressing in to you

tofutti Mon 18-Jul-16 18:44:50

Go and sit next to her wink

JellyAnyDots Mon 18-Jul-16 18:46:49

Hahahahhahaa! tofutti I'll snuggle up.

Dudess Mon 18-Jul-16 19:11:14

Wonder if she was reading this thread grin

NeedACleverNN Mon 18-Jul-16 19:15:10

Why do people do that? confused

Glad she moved for you

Anonymouses Mon 18-Jul-16 19:16:33

I was going to say maybe she's on her phone like "shit I'm about to get flamed on mumsnet"

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