DH keeps farting on the cat! AIBU to LTB!

[Auti]

He's an ex-feral cat too :(

[MajesticSeaFlapFlap]

What?!
Why?!
How?!

[Topseyt]

Cats can fart too you know.

Do you mean your DP is an ex feral cat, or the cat is?

[peachpudding]

OFFS do posters have no BRAIN at all?

[BerriesandLeaves]

Do you mean he goes up to the cat and sticks his bum on it and farts?

[TheWeeBabySeamus1]

The cat will get his revenge and then you and DCat can enjoy fart free evenings together.

[SabineUndine]

Feed the cat tinned sardines and barricade your DH in the rooms with it. Windows locked. You won't be sorry.

He may need oxygen

[Auti]

Do you mean he goes up to the cat and sticks his bum on it and farts?

Sob, yes, it's horrid!

[toffeeboffin]

Least he doesn't do that to you, OP.

[SaucyJack]

Oh that's quite bad.

I'm guilty myself of letting one slip when I'm curled up in bed and the cat is in the crook of my knees- but that's purely incidental rather than malicious.

[TiggyOBE]

Have you checked on the cat forum? A cat might find that sort of thing delightfully risqué.

[sizeofalentil]

This isn't funny, it's just weird.

[Pohara1]

My dp has farted on the cat a few times because the cat wouldn't move out of the way. The cat peed in his slippers. And his car. And his jumper. And his coat. I'm pretty sure the cat won.

[couldntlovethebearmore]

Sorry but I lol'ed in RL

[eurochick]

You cat is plotting for the right moment to sink its claws into his ballsack. Have no sympathy when this happens.

[ArmySal]

If that's true your DH is a dick.

[TheWeeBabySeamus1]

I accidentally farted on my son this morning (we were on the sofa and it slipped out when I stood up - right in his poor little face). In fairness he stuck a bogey in my mouth a few weeks ago so I feel I've evened the score.

[PerspicaciaTick]

Does the cat mind?

[Madmumness001]

I accidentally farted on my son this morning (we were on the sofa and it slipped out when I stood up - right in his poor little face). In fairness he stuck a bogey in my mouth a few weeks ago so I feel I've evened the score.

Lmao... Ahahahahahahaha... I'm actually crying

[feralgoat]

so this is what mumsnet's become

[TiggyOBE]

"Become"? This is what is was like in the good old days wasn't it?