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DH keeps farting on the cat! AIBU to LTB!

(23 Posts)
Auti Tue 12-Jul-16 20:58:43

<DM sad face>
He's an ex-feral cat too sad

Sootica Tue 12-Jul-16 21:01:18

What is the cat's reaction to this? Generally cats can fight their own battles yes? Esp an ex feral one!

MajesticSeaFlapFlap Tue 12-Jul-16 21:02:32

What?!
Why?!
How?!

Topseyt Tue 12-Jul-16 21:04:35

Cats can fart too you know.

Do you mean your DP is an ex feral cat, or the cat is?

peachpudding Tue 12-Jul-16 21:06:54

OFFS do posters have no BRAIN at all?

BerriesandLeaves Tue 12-Jul-16 21:07:00

Do you mean he goes up to the cat and sticks his bum on it and farts?

TheWeeBabySeamus1 Tue 12-Jul-16 21:08:22

The cat will get his revenge and then you and DCat can enjoy fart free evenings together.

SabineUndine Tue 12-Jul-16 21:08:56

Feed the cat tinned sardines and barricade your DH in the rooms with it. Windows locked. You won't be sorry.

He may need oxygen

Auti Tue 12-Jul-16 21:16:52

Do you mean he goes up to the cat and sticks his bum on it and farts?

Sob, yes, it's horrid!

toffeeboffin Tue 12-Jul-16 21:18:31

Least he doesn't do that to you, OP.

SaucyJack Tue 12-Jul-16 21:20:15

Oh that's quite bad.

I'm guilty myself of letting one slip when I'm curled up in bed and the cat is in the crook of my knees- but that's purely incidental rather than malicious.

TiggyOBE Tue 12-Jul-16 21:24:53

Have you checked on the cat forum? A cat might find that sort of thing delightfully risqué.

sizeofalentil Wed 13-Jul-16 20:21:36

This isn't funny, it's just weird.

Pohara1 Wed 13-Jul-16 20:33:21

My dp has farted on the cat a few times because the cat wouldn't move out of the way. The cat peed in his slippers. And his car. And his jumper. And his coat. I'm pretty sure the cat won.

couldntlovethebearmore Wed 13-Jul-16 20:36:36

Sorry but I lol'ed in RL

usual Wed 13-Jul-16 20:36:55

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

eurochick Wed 13-Jul-16 20:42:25

You cat is plotting for the right moment to sink its claws into his ballsack. Have no sympathy when this happens.

ArmySal Wed 13-Jul-16 20:43:52

If that's true your DH is a dick.

TheWeeBabySeamus1 Wed 13-Jul-16 20:46:42

I accidentally farted on my son this morning (we were on the sofa and it slipped out when I stood up - right in his poor little face). In fairness he stuck a bogey in my mouth a few weeks ago so I feel I've evened the score.

PerspicaciaTick Wed 13-Jul-16 20:48:04

Does the cat mind?

Madmumness001 Wed 13-Jul-16 21:40:43

I accidentally farted on my son this morning (we were on the sofa and it slipped out when I stood up - right in his poor little face). In fairness he stuck a bogey in my mouth a few weeks ago so I feel I've evened the score.

Lmao... Ahahahahahahaha... I'm actually crying

feralgoat Wed 13-Jul-16 21:46:02

so this is what mumsnet's become hmm

TiggyOBE Wed 13-Jul-16 21:48:37

"Become"? This is what is was like in the good old days wasn't it?

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