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To chuck a bucket of water over these kids?

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EatShitDerek Thu 23-Jun-16 17:11:20

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GormlessNormTheGardenGnome Thu 23-Jun-16 17:12:18

Turn the hose pipe on them!

Letmehaveausername Thu 23-Jun-16 17:14:09


My two do this and I'm just why?!?

Surely the point of a water fight is to get wet? At least it was when I was younger...

SapphireSeptember Thu 23-Jun-16 17:18:08

I second Gnome!

I've just gone out in the garden because it's raining, and I certainly don't mind getting wet. grin

EatShitDerek Thu 23-Jun-16 17:19:12

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WorraLiberty Thu 23-Jun-16 18:00:50

Filling the guns with boiling water should give them something to whinge about grin

And yes that was a joke, before the thread gets invaded by cat's bum mouths.

MajesticSeaFlapFlap Thu 23-Jun-16 18:04:12

My dad used to put his water gun in the freezer, if we came to clise we got a blast, it was horrific and awesome at the same time.

GahBuggerit Thu 23-Jun-16 18:06:09

Worra thats abhorrent you should be ashamed, as a joke it wasnt funny. im PO about that

<cats bum>

surely some form of sugar water would be better mwahahaha

Letmehaveausername Thu 23-Jun-16 18:07:19

Gah sugar water gringringrin

I am so trying that one (even though it'll possibly make it harder for me to bath the kids...)

queenMab99 Thu 23-Jun-16 18:09:01

I get this with grandchildren,aged 7 and 4. It takes 45 mins to get all the stuff out and fill the paddling pool, then 2mins play, then whinging and whining. (and wetting Granny angry) I brought them inside last time and have said no more water play until they can play happily together.

GahBuggerit Thu 23-Jun-16 18:09:24

it does. sad

felt good at the time though, esp as they had no idea grin

sepa Thu 23-Jun-16 18:12:05

Love me a good water fight. DD will be taught to love them too. I think my niece would be up for it but my nephew who is scared of his own shadow would love it until he got wet

AugustaFinkNottle Thu 23-Jun-16 18:12:31

When the kids come to me with complaints like that, I tend to do a head tilt, pretend to think about it a bit, and say "I don't mind". It usually surprises them into shutting up.

NoCapes Thu 23-Jun-16 18:13:44

Do it do it do it!

EatShitDerek Thu 23-Jun-16 20:19:53

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NeedACleverNN Thu 23-Jun-16 20:45:24

Worra that reminds me of that old joke

Next door kids have started a water fight. They invited me to join in. So I'm just waiting for the kettle to finish boiling and I'm off to play wink

WorraLiberty Thu 23-Jun-16 20:52:30

<< Makes cat's anus faces at Need >>

NeedACleverNN Thu 23-Jun-16 20:56:31

Oh lighten up worra you miserable old bat winkgrin!

<lighthearted for those who don't see it>
(I hate having to do that)

Paintedhandprints Thu 23-Jun-16 21:01:38

Ah. You've forgotten the water bomb balloons. Classic rookie mistake.

WorraLiberty Thu 23-Jun-16 21:10:55

Go boil your fanny Need

<< Heavyhearted>>

NeedACleverNN Thu 23-Jun-16 21:11:59

I don't partically like boiled fish so I'll give it a miss. Ta though

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