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AIBU to think that Tom Hiddleston is not sexy?

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Queenbean Mon 20-Jun-16 16:24:43

Apols for the DM link but these latest pics look like whoever has directed him has said "yeah ok, pull your pants up a bit more, look sexy, open your legs wider" with completely unsexy results

AIBU to think that he is as sexy as a yoghurt pot?

StillStayingClassySanDiego Mon 20-Jun-16 16:25:48

He doesn't float my boat, I'll be disappointed if he's the next Bond.

Sparkletastic Mon 20-Jun-16 16:26:24

Those pants need to be smaller and tighter though. wink

parmalilac Mon 20-Jun-16 16:26:54

YANBU. To me he looks like a perfectly nice chap, but not at all sexy.

EatShitDerek Mon 20-Jun-16 16:27:18

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NoneOfYourShenanigans Mon 20-Jun-16 16:28:08

What, are you crazy?!!! YABVVVU

Queenbean Mon 20-Jun-16 16:29:39

Derek what are you talking about?! As Loki he is unbearably naff and totally camp!

PolaroidsFromTheBeyond Mon 20-Jun-16 16:29:54

He doesn't do anything for me. Too smooth and self consciously suave.

Hope he's not the next Bond too.

I know a lot of people find him sexy though <shrugs>.

applecatchers36 Mon 20-Jun-16 16:30:03

YANBU he is too fine featured, looks to have thinning hair and seems a bit of a Ra, so definitely not sexy

Abominablebride Mon 20-Jun-16 16:30:31

I said this to my ds1 today, don't worry he's 19 and used to 'mums random perving on celebs'
I can't understand why I don't find him sexy, he's good looking, nice bod there's just something not doing it for me

Owllady Mon 20-Jun-16 16:30:53

I was going to say Gaby but those squashed cock and balls shots are horrible!

WordGetsAround Mon 20-Jun-16 16:31:42

Wasn't particularly sexy before, but now he's with Taylor Swift, he's totally not!!

EatShitDerek Mon 20-Jun-16 16:32:27

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Goldenhandshake Mon 20-Jun-16 16:32:52

Does nothing for me either. YANBU

Palomb Mon 20-Jun-16 16:33:14

He looks like an insurance broker or double glazing salesman. Not sexy at all.

molyholy Mon 20-Jun-16 16:33:38

Yadnbu. I just cannot see it in the slightest!

Queenbean Mon 20-Jun-16 16:34:39

Squashed cock and ball shots

Ha ha grin

MitzyLeFrouf Mon 20-Jun-16 16:34:47

Poor fella looks really awkward and self conscious. As though the doctor has said 'drop your drawers and let's seeing what's going on with your prostate'.

<and here I am on yet another Tom Hiddleston thread>

badtime Mon 20-Jun-16 16:35:12


There is something about him that reminds me of a rodent or, at best, a mustelid.

MrsSpecter Mon 20-Jun-16 16:35:16

Totally agree OP. He's never been sexy IMO. i dont get the following he has.

FlyingElbows Mon 20-Jun-16 16:35:17

Oh God my eyes! Those pictures are awful. There is nothing sexy about scrawny men in pants. Men should be big, dark and hairy. Not yeti hairy but none of this shiny smooth orange ghastliness. Each to their own though I suppose.

StarlingMurmuration Mon 20-Jun-16 16:36:13

He's never done it for me, but those shots are embarrassingly bad.

MitzyLeFrouf Mon 20-Jun-16 16:39:02

I'm waiting for SpottedZebra. She always turn up on Hiddleston threads too.

We're drawn to them. Despite not fancying him.

Queenbean Mon 20-Jun-16 16:41:45

In the 3rd one down he looks like a pissed off office manager who's just found out that someone has nicked all the staplers

ProfYaffle Mon 20-Jun-16 16:42:17

He looks petrified in the first photo!

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