To keep eating for as long as possible

[LokisUnderpants]

I'm going to have a small day case procedure in hospital tomorrow. It will be under general anesthetic. The cut off for starting to fast in preparation is midnight. AIBU to eat everything I can until the last possible second?

[LordoftheTits]

YADNBU - crack open the biscuits!

[IHaveBrilloHair]

Order takeaway

[LokisUnderpants]

I literally live in the middle of nowhere. It's not possible to get any more rural than I am without living on a boat in the middle of the Atlantic not bitter so no takeaway I'm afraid. I will however be eating a burger, munching through my body weight in pistachios and topping it off with some 85% dark chocolate.

[blueturtle6]

I have this next week, I was just going to go to bed early, but I like your plan better.

[LokisUnderpants]

Do it blueturtle. It's worth it!!

[blueturtle6]

I'll practice tonight in sympathy for you

[Allthesegreys]

Unless you've got a perfectly behaved bowel do not be tempted to fill up too much that whilst under anaesthetic the unthinkable happens...

[redpriestandmozart]

and you're going to have to poop it all out before your procedure! Eat light.. that's what I'd do. Good luck for your appointment :)

[coco1810]

And don't forget to drink your body weight in water too.