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To ask if you could have any surname what would you choose?

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QueenE27 · 17/06/2016 19:26

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vichill · 17/06/2016 19:28

de silva

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Carrados · 17/06/2016 19:32

Medleycock

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Pixilicious · 17/06/2016 19:32

My maiden name. Kind of regret changing it sometimes - no reflection in my husband I hasten to add!

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Dobinette · 17/06/2016 19:34

Firth Wink

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mynamesnotMa · 17/06/2016 19:34

Arsewipe

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JeepersMcoy · 17/06/2016 19:35

I know someone who has the surname Human. I always wonder who they are trying to convince, but guess it is useful in case you forget.

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CuntTrollingRs · 17/06/2016 19:36

It

As in how do you spell it?

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Okay377 · 17/06/2016 19:37

Gold or Silver. Or maybe Bronze.

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ineedamoreadultieradult · 17/06/2016 19:38

Waterfall or lovejoy

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sepa · 17/06/2016 19:40

I saw a surname I liked the other day. Kilpatrick. thought it was quite cool

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Patterkiller · 17/06/2016 19:40

La Roche Posay

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SavoyCabbage · 17/06/2016 19:40

Puffin
D'Chanel (Sunset Beach)
Or Brown so dh and I could be Mr Brown and Mrs Brown like on National Velvet.

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reup · 17/06/2016 19:41

Austen or Eyre. Either would go with my first name and entertain me every time I said it.

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ShatnersBassoon · 17/06/2016 19:41

I met a Mrs Ferrari last week, and she lived up to the name, really glam and sexy. I'd quite like to be a Mrs Ferrari.

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JasperDamerel · 17/06/2016 19:41

Wolfe

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SuburbanRhonda · 17/06/2016 19:42

McAully

There was a guy at my college who had this surname and I always thought it was cool. And goes brilliantly with my first name Smile

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GinnyMcginface · 17/06/2016 19:48

My surname is Christmas....in December I would happily swap it, for anything!!

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Nannawifeofbaldr · 17/06/2016 19:48

When I was a little girl I always loved the name Carmichael (no idea why).

It wouldn't go with my first name though so I'd need to change it too...Smile

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Witchend · 17/06/2016 19:50

Aaaaaaaaa.
I want to be at the top of the phone book.

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ImSoVeryTired · 17/06/2016 19:50

I always meant to change mine after I divorced but all the ones I liked sounded too pretentious or people pointed out problems with them. I liked Blackthorn, then someone pointed out that it made them think of the cider!
I know someone called Lovegrove which is kinda cool. One of my ancestors surnames was Delicate, which I also liked but I feel too clumsy to adopt.

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partystress · 17/06/2016 19:50

Fox

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UmbongoUnchained · 17/06/2016 19:51

My mums doctors surgery has a Dr Cockshot which is fantastic. There's also a doctor at another surgery called Dr Knobloch.

Pahaha.

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TheDuchessOfArbroathsHat · 17/06/2016 19:52

Cholmondley-Warner - I like the way it rolls off the tongue and it's not quite absurd enough to stretch credibility. Unlike Thighthumper-Leakebutt or (courtesy of Blackadder) Strangely-Brown Grin

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uniquehornsonly · 17/06/2016 19:53

Peverell. It's fun to say and there's always the Walter Scott connotation.

Or

Macateer. I've always liked that name since I found out it means "son of a nun"!

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CowVersusMouse · 17/06/2016 19:54

Knoblauch means garlic. But it's nice and rude sounding.

Wankhand would be great. Are children called Handcock very teased nowadays? They should be.

I love Christmas! And Valentine.

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