Nanny wouldn't get it

[Tribblewithoutacause]

I'm sure you'll feel my pain, I wanted Nanny to give me her phone (it was on the shelf), so I could make important phone calls.I have a social life as well Nanny!

However, she refused, as she was 'busy.' As far as I can see cooking a chicken isn't as important as me. That chicken's already roasted, but I'm still here and I have needs that far outweigh a roasted chicken. Time is biscuits Nanny!

WIBU to cry and not talk to her. She's acting all offended, I've told her she's dead to me until I want some sweets.

[Tribblewithoutacause]

Now Grandad won't let me use his watering can, he says it's raining. I say I'm impervious to rain, it simply won't hit me.

Why did my parents abandon me with these people!

[luckiestgirl]

Ah she's mean. Just keep crying til your parents get back. That'll teach them to leave you.

[MozzieRocks]

I feel so sorry for you all these people around you and love you but won't give you what you want all the time. I have no idea what they are thinking!

[Tiredofsummer]

[inlovewithhubby]

What the fuck?

[Zarah123]

YANBU, you are within your rights to lie on the floor and scream your head off. They can't stand that.

[Theimpossiblegirl]

These threads are very weird.

[PPie10]

Is this one of those stupid threads written as a child/cat/ character from a tv program ?

[Tribblewithoutacause]

luckiest I think you're onto something there.

(As for everyone else, it was just a stupid little thread based on the current antics of my three year old at Nanny's house. These kind of threads have been a bit of fun before, so thought it would be a bit of light heartedness)

[NotYoda]

Tribble

Don't worry

Some people can't seem t o work things out if you don't put 8lighthearted8 in the title

MN has changed. Everyone's too pissed off

[NotYoda]

lighthearted even

[AugustaFinkNottle]

Totally unnecessary, Martha. If you're not interested in a thread, just don't join in.

[DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen]

Made me chuckle OP

[ImperialBlether]

It's not that, NotYoda. They're just not funny.

[Marthacliffscumbag]

OR, don't put it on AIBU? Which is notoriously hostile. Share it with your dull NCT buddies instead.

[BishopBrennansArse]

Nice bitchplopping, Martha.

[LaContessaDiPlump]

Poo in her handbag op - that'll teach her.

[Tribblewithoutacause]

Martha Goodness you're a right fun hoover aren't you.

[DetestableHerytike]

Martha, any chance you might look back and cringe at your own unpleasantness?

[MypocketsarelikeNarnia]

Marthacliffscumbag - well done. Nice to see someone taking on the thankless task of sorting out the Internet one post at a time.

Have a look at 'cutted up pear' in classics op

[BalloonSlayer]

Tribble it made me smile and I would have joined in but my DCs are now older and I seem to have lost that connection with the toddler mind. Though DS1's thought-processes on his GCSEs are as incomprehensible as a toddlers I suppose . . .

Why people have to post just to be unkind I don't know. Or do people think there is a key logger at mumsnet towers and if you read threads without posting you get banned or something?

[NotYoda]

On another day, the first few people would be in a good mood and join in and then it would be fine

Martha

AIBU isn't hostile

You are hostile

[BranTriLlygaid]

Oh gawd not these again. I generally don't open them as they are a bit more 'obvious', but was fooled by the title. I think that these type of 'funny' posts would be better off in chat or perhaps their own part of the forum.

[MypocketsarelikeNarnia]

Ah the humour police are here too - can we get a quick a look at the humour rules please?