My garden looks like Bargain Booze

[Andthereshewas77]

A full bottle of whiskey and a full bottle of vodka have been left in my front garden by the booze fairies.

AIBU to claim them before the neighbours think I have issues?

What is the etiquette here?

[DoloresVanCartier]

Weeeeelllll, if the booze fairy wants you to have them.... It would be rude not to!!

I would be making sure they fed haven't been opened tho!!

[RestlessTraveller]

Fuck the etiquette. Check they haven't been tampered with and have a party.

[Andthereshewas77]

I'm slightly worried about drunken teens knocking my door late at night to reclaim them.

They are barely visible from the pavement unless you look over a low wall.

... let's see how long it takes for them to disappear.

[Mari50]

I'd bin them, who knows wtf they are and even if they've not been tampered with you don't know where they came from- counterfeit booze can be poisonous

[BillSykesDog]

Probably hidden from someone who'd already had too much. I feel sorry for whoever had to do that. I'd leave it.

[Gileswithachainsaw]

sure they weren't used to just piss in.

I agree with not drinking them..you can't be sure what it really is or whether it's sage to drink.

[SaucyJack]

Leave it, or bin it.

I wouldn't trust anyone who gives away vodka.

[shrunkenhead]

Check the seal....sniff it too before consuming!

[Pinkheart5915]

Claim them, check they are still sealed if so open and enjoy!

[SirChenjin]

If the seals are still intact then add a mixer of your choice and enjoy!

[KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes]

Probably an adult version of an Easter Egg hunt.

Have you seen any slightly tipsy bunnies lately.

[PoisonWitch]

I would totally claim then with above disclaimers about deals etc.

[PoisonWitch]

Seals stupid phone

[Andthereshewas77]

Still there so far ...

[BuonoEstente]

Shoplifted I reckons, probably just a temporary place to hide them.

[AlpacaPicnic]

Id bring them indoors and replace them with something else in a bottle.
Some shampoo and conditioner, or mineral water and soy sauce...

Keep a watch out. See if anyone looks confused...

[GlitteryFluff]

I agree with them being shop lifted. Someone will be back to collect I reckon.

[coco1810]

AlpacaPicnic love your response!

[Iknownuffink]

Rescue them I'd the seals are intact, enjoy.

If not bin them

[Iknownuffink]

*if

[Andthereshewas77]

And they're gone ... I did not see the fairy.

[booklooker]

I'd probably be Brahms by now.

[booklooker]

And they're gone... It wasn't me!