To think I win the prize ....

[girlinacoma]

For the most productive 30 minutes ever!

Whilst waiting for my hair dye to do it's job I:

plucked my eyebrows and chin hairs
'immaced' my legs
dealt with the hard skin on my feet
executed a perfect pedicure
exfoliated my elbows
dealt with a skin tag
did 3 sets of squats
bleached the loo
descaled the bathroom taps
cleaned the bastard louvre blinds in the bathroom
scrubbed sink and loo
polished the mirrors
cleaned the bathroom window
unblocked the hair from the plughole (vom)
AND scrubbed the inside of the shower panel

But that's not all!

While I was waiting for the conditioner to do it's job afterwards (10 mins), I also managed to worm and flea-treat the dog (he practically lives in our bathroom - don't ask!), clean his teeth and give his little beard a trim.

I managed to achieve a sparkly clean arse and bathroom all within 30 minutes and now need a bloody nap

[IceRoadDucker]

YABU for not posting this in Chat.

[Daffodil90]

Totally wish I had that get up and go today. I ate a yoghurt whilst watching shit TV. No prizes for me!

[suno1]

You forgot to change the loo roll

[MyKingdomForBrie]

A sparkly clean arse?! Did you bleach that too?!

[WhatALoadOfWankers]

Dealt with a skin tag ?

[Marmighty]

How did you deal with skin tag, if you don't mind me asking?

[BathshebaDarkstone]

Brie I bet HoneyDragon's tried...

[CookieLady]

Dealt with a skin tag? Need more info, please.

[PaulAnkaTheDog]

There's always one who has to be a downer. Op, that's more than I'd get done in a full day!

[newmumwithquestions]

Highly efficient and you may feel happy all day as a result but YABU. Purely for this exfoliated my elbows. Who the f* does that???
Am also very confused by the clean arse comment. Was it in the toilet when you bleached?

[NoCakeLeft]

I can't do half of it in an hour and you do it in 30 mins.

[MsKite]

I'm grateful for the reminder to exfoliate my elbows. I realised the other day they were extremely a bit scaly, but keep forgetting to do anything about them

[ApocalypseSlough]

But did you do your pelvic floor exercises?
Bet you all are now!

[MsKite]

That's another thing I should be doing instead I'm wasting time on trollsnet again

[C2H5OH]

Did you make my coffee?

[Mycatsabastard]

I'm very impressed!

DD2 got sent home sick from school yesterday so this morning we woke up about 9, she got into bed with me and we watched Mentalist and then a bit of Jeremy Kyle. She has now gone back to her own bed and I'm drinking coffee.

All I've managed to do is feed the cats and stick a load of washing in the machine.

[Nabootique]

I exfoliate my elbows. They get all rough otherwise! I just do it in the bath with exfoliating gloves. I didn't think it was odd!

Well done OP. Now go and put your perfectly pedicured feet up!

[girlinacoma]

Skin tag was a quick snip with nail clippers - I cried but job done.

However to the person on here that recommended it and said they didn't feel a thing, you lied. It stung like a bastard

[girlinacoma]

Oh and elbows! Mine are scaly - had to be done.

Forgot the pelvic floor though - dam it

[girlinacoma]

paulanka - it's more then I'd normally achieve in an entire month

[AristotleTheGreat]

And ????

[PovertyPain]

Skin tag was a quick snip with nail clippers - I cried but job done

[Shock] Fuck that image made my bum clench, never mind pelvic floor!

[SapphireStrange]

I exfoliate my elbows sometimes.

I don't get the 'sparkly arse' comment either. Do you mean the freshly wormed dog?

And OUCH at the skin tag! Are you meant to do that?!?

[diddl]

"I managed to achieve a sparkly clean arse"

TMI?

[PippityPop]

Do you mean skin tag around your nails? As in a rough bit of cuticle? And not a skin tag as in a bobbly bit on your neck/leg/whatever?