Aibu to be offended?

[sayamanara]

A man when very drunk compared me and supermodelfriend to first division and premier league, looks-wise?! What does this even mean.

[TroysMammy]

It means he's a twat.

[nobilityobliges]

Well, yeah that was obviously an offensive thing to say. But he was obviously a cock so I wouldn't dwell on it.

[CaptainCrunch]

That he's a stupid sexist cunt and drunk to boot?

[TheHiphopopotamus]

It means he's an arsehole who shouldn't be let loose in public.

[sayamanara]

Yes I thought so... Out of interest am I right in thinking first division are significantly shitter than premier league?

[CaptainCrunch]

...that woudl entirely depend on which team you supported.

[sayamanara]

I weirdly think he was trying to be nice. We were both drunk and I stupidly asked if he thought she was better-looking. He kept avoiding the question and saying we were both attractive and then said "yes but there's no difference really, it's like x and y, basucally the same thing?!" I do know I need to work on my self-esteem. But I don't think he was trying to be a dick.

[sayamanara]

Also she is basucally a supermodel and I'm really, really not!

[LittleLionMansMummy]

It means he's most likely destined for a lonely life with only his right hand for company. Twat.

[bombayflambe]

It's basically saying that you are a 8 and she's a 10.

...I'd be chuffed with either of those (bitter old 2).

[OrianaBanana]

Well, you asked him! What did you want him to say??

[GloGirl]

I've learnt you should never get drunk people to try and make you feel better about yourself

[sayamanara]

Yes I know, thanks everyone, I walked right into it!

[UmbongoUnchained]

If you know she's more attractive than you then why did you ask? Just makes it awkward for everyone.

[iklboo]

I'd have told him he was Sunday pub five a side. Second reserve team.

[sayamanara]

Well i guess because to all intent and purposes he was interested in me and chatting to me all evening. He asked me to come to his house after. I felt he was out of my league though.

[araiba]

premier league
championship
division 1

could be worse- he could have said you were scottish football

[sayamanara]

She was basucally out of bounds (his best friend's sister) and he was focused on me all evening. But I couldn't shake the thought I was some kind of booby prize (scuse the pun) and he didn't actually like me

[sayamanara]

Oh so first division is actually pretty shit. Ffs

[MardyGrave]

It sounds like the issue is yours, and your low self esteem needled that answer out of him. Being that needy for validation isn't attractive in anyone.

[sayamanara]

I know. Thankfully he was very drunk and didn't remember anything the next day.

[sayamanara]

I need to get over the issue myself.

[whois]

I stupidly asked if he thought she was better-looking. He kept avoiding the question and saying we were both attractive and then said "yes but there's no difference really, it's like x and y, basucally the same thing?!" I do know I need to work on my self-esteem. But I don't think he was trying to be a dick.

Ugh you kept asking him if he thought she was better looking? You were being silly. Why t would you do that? You actually were trying to goad him into telling you were munters compared to your friend???

[ricketytickety]

Out of your league? he sounds like he's in a league of his own!!! Sounds very much like he was running you down a bit so you were more suscpetible to his charms. It's a tactic designed to make you think you need to impress him.

Just because your mate is 'supermodel' like doesn't mean you aren't a beauty too. Some will like tall, some short, some like curvy, some slight. It's different strokes for different folks.

[bombayflambe]

No it's not shit. It's 8/10....there are loads of different leagues.
He fancied you. You got pissed and put him on the spot. He didn't want to lie, especially if she is properly model stunning so tried to compliment both of you. I feel a little sorry for him.