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A thread for non bridge dwellers

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WorraLiberty · 28/05/2016 23:55

Thread rules

You must NOT be a trucker called Malcolm or Brian

No spiky hair over 4 inches high, no matter how cute it may look.

Now, is there anyone left tonight who fits this description? Grin Wine

Or am I alone? Confused

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NewYearNewToads · 28/05/2016 23:59

WineCake

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WhyDoesAny1ReadTheDailyFail · 28/05/2016 23:59

Tsk, tsk Worra ! Is this a TAATAAT? Wink

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NewYearNewToads · 29/05/2016 00:00

Now that is a mouthful Grin

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ChaseAvenal · 29/05/2016 00:03

Is this a TAATAAT?
This definitely counts as threadception Wink

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SissySpacekAteMyHamster · 29/05/2016 00:03

I've never fancied bridge dwelling personally but must admit my legs are definitely in need of a trim.

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WorraLiberty · 29/05/2016 00:06

Damn! I should have banned the letters TAAT too!

My mind is now officially blown

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WorraLiberty · 29/05/2016 00:07

Oooh "TAAT too" Shock

I don't even have any.

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RJnomore1 · 29/05/2016 00:08

I shaved today

I'm still happy to call a twat a twat when I see one is that ok worrA?

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EatShitDerek · 29/05/2016 00:09

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KimmySchmidtsSmile · 29/05/2016 00:09

m.youtube.com/?hl=de&gl=DE#/watch?v=CHDuP303XyE

Music derail. Nice cover though.

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gingergenie · 29/05/2016 00:09

OP...You are not alone x

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PaulAnkaTheDog · 29/05/2016 00:10

What have I missed?!

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Fuckthisforausername · 29/05/2016 00:10

What if I were a trucker named Clara? heads back sheepishly to pigeon street

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Catzpyjamas · 29/05/2016 00:10

I have 4 deleted threads in "Threads I'm On"/"Watching".
My trolldar needs new batteries.

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SilverBirchWithout · 29/05/2016 00:10

Phew! Relieved to find a thread that I think may be genuine.

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Queenbean · 29/05/2016 00:11

MNHQ must be busy tonight! This will get deleted surely. Not like you to flout the rules Worra

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WorraLiberty · 29/05/2016 00:11

RJ I appreciate you shaving your twat for this thread, but really there was no need to tell me

Oh now I need a fridge under a bridge, just so I can chill out and drink alone.

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PaulAnkaTheDog · 29/05/2016 00:12

Tell meeeeeeeee!

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elephantoverthehill · 29/05/2016 00:12

'Live next to bridge but I am not a trucker. The spikey hair went at the end of the 70s.

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PortiaCastis · 29/05/2016 00:13

I've got some wine
And I feel fine well a bit pissed actually but never mind.
My dd has just slammed the front door and ssays she dont luffs him no more

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WorraLiberty · 29/05/2016 00:13

Meh! This is not a thread about a thread about a thread Queen

It's just a happy thread to give the night shift volunteers a break Grin

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RJnomore1 · 29/05/2016 00:13

Oh

It was my legs I did

Sorry to disappoint

My trolldar seems spot on btw. I impressed myself. I'm easily pleased mind you.

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WorraLiberty · 29/05/2016 00:14

Now to tell really Paul, just the usual 'hmmm' threads on a Saturday night Grin

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Queenbean · 29/05/2016 00:15

Paul I've pm'd you

Sure Worra? Me think the trolly lady doth protest too much!

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Arfarfanarf · 29/05/2016 00:17

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