To want the ground to swallow me up?

[FlameGrilled]

Last night, BF and I had the house to ourselves. Youngest DC are at their dad's, eldest DS(16) was out camping with his friends.

We took full advantage of the situation by having really load, bed squeaking, headboard banging, shouty sex. Then came downstairs for breakfast. A few moments later, we heard someone walking about upstairs and nearly jumped out of our skins.

Turns out, DS had come home in the early hours of this morning. It slowly dawned on me that we must have woken him up.

I am cringing so much

[DefinitelyNotAJourno]

Hahaha.

Sorry

HAHAHAH HAHAHAH

[Salmotrutta]

Oh dear...

Style it out.

[RattieOfCatan]

Sorry OP, this is very very funny Just say nothing, pretend it never happened and be nice and casual when you see him

[ReturnOfTheJewel]

I think I'd have to be brazen and say in a nonchalant tone, whilst buttering toast or similar, "I hope we didn't wake you?"