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To wish Muller Corner would stop the yogurt on the nose gag now!

(40 Posts)
TrivialBlah Wed 25-May-16 23:39:01

It does nothing but annoy the hell out of me now! Just STOP IT!

I know, I DO need to get out more.

ImpossibleDog Wed 25-May-16 23:40:33


I can't stand it!

FeliciaJollygoodfellow Wed 25-May-16 23:41:05


It makes me actually angry.

I too am aware I need to get out more grin

VioletBam Wed 25-May-16 23:41:13

YANBU! I HATE it and I hate that lid licking thing whoever that is.

It's disgusting.

Myusernameismyusername Wed 25-May-16 23:42:59

My DD's hate this too

Wolfiefan Wed 25-May-16 23:43:27

It's not cute. Stop it Muller!!!!

justdontevenfuckingstart Wed 25-May-16 23:45:37

You are all BU I regularly fall over and get yoghurt on my nose. It is hilarious and utterly adorable. I howl with laughter every time I do it.

TrivialBlah Wed 25-May-16 23:46:24

I've never eaten one and got yogurt smeared on my nose!

When is NS going to end this gig! Messy cow!

Myusernameismyusername Wed 25-May-16 23:47:51

The Greek one with the falling pillars was the worst one

thecatfromjapan Wed 25-May-16 23:48:07

You are right. It is very annoying.

I eat a lot of yoghurt. I manage to not get it on my nose. Because I am an adult and can negotiate the complexity of pot, lid, spoon.

I can't understand what I am supposed to be feeling with that ad.

Am I supposed to find it winsome that Nicole can't manage a yoghurt pot lid?

And why would that make me want to eat their yoghurt?

Mummyme1987 Wed 25-May-16 23:48:34

Come on she doesn't eat the yoghurt ( or anything probably).

thecatfromjapan Wed 25-May-16 23:50:10


You're doing it wrong. You eat yoghurt with a spoon, not your nose.

You have to stop sniffing it.

It's not coke.

You're going to drown.

In yoghurt.

That's not a cool way to shuffle off this mortal coil.

KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes Wed 25-May-16 23:51:40

It's grim.

Could they not find an actress who can eat food without getting it all over her face??

justdontevenfuckingstart Wed 25-May-16 23:54:29

thecat no I am definitely doing it right cos I can scoop it up with just the yoghurt on top of the spoon with a bit of fruit beautifully perched on top. I have an orgasm when I slowly lick it off too. (that never happens when I inhale a BigMac)

thecatfromjapan Wed 25-May-16 23:57:12

Am worried for NS now.

The more I think about it, the more I think she may have yoghurt abuse issues.

In the short term, am worried about drowning issues.

Perhaps next adver needs someone blowing yoghurt up her butt?

TrivialBlah Thu 26-May-16 00:24:35

I think she needs to be put into stocks and have out of date yogurts thrown at her! Let's see how perfectly the yogurt splatters fall then!

thecatfromjapan Thu 26-May-16 00:53:01

Nop. That's just being mean to NS.

She didn't make the stupid advert.

Advert clearly made by people who a. do not eat yoghurt (cf. earlier comments regarding how yoghurt is consumed) b. perhaps do not know any people, thus think (erroneously) people will (i) find this yoghurt-on-nose horror cute and (ii) be propelled by said (erroneous) cute-finding to purchase yoghurt.

This is not true. Fortunately. Or people would die out, having attempted to ingest yoghurt through nose.

I am beginning to think this advert is worse than the centaurs one. Which was disturbing. And wrong on many levels (cf. thread on centaurs, particularly references to possible diet of centaurs).

FirstWeTakeManhattan Thu 26-May-16 00:56:55

I'm sure the reason I don't buy little pots of yoghurt is because all of the adverts are so bloody awful and patronising.

BettyDraper1 Fri 27-May-16 10:12:32

I agree, I've done a one-woman boycott of Muller since they started this patronising campaign. Who exactly is it supposed to appeal to?

Arfarfanarf Fri 27-May-16 10:14:14

oh it does my nut in. that perfect little round dot on the end of her nose and that tinkly little oh silly me laugh.

I think it's supposed to be cute.

I hate it.

Wolfiefan Fri 27-May-16 10:17:03

Yes arf. Supposed to be cute and flirty.
Just irritating and annoying.
Ads that say nothing about the product. Just "aren't girls funny. Can't even manage to eat yoghurt properly! So ditzy!" Grrrrrr.

SlimCheesy Fri 27-May-16 10:34:48

It is stupid and dumb and pathetic. Everytime it comes on DH says 'why is she famous again?'I have to tell him. THAT annoys me also. Wasting valuable spoken words on NS and that stupid ad.

LarrytheCucumber Fri 27-May-16 10:38:18

Agreed. We turn the sound off or change channels until she's gone. I have never bought a yoghourt because of an advert anyway.

TheWitTank Fri 27-May-16 10:40:21

If someone pulled an entire bloody table cloth from my perfectly laid full of food table I wouldn't be doubled over with laughter at ditzy NS flat on her back giggling flirtatiously with yoghurt on her nose. Who serves yoghurt for pudding at a party anyway?! I have to turn these ads over. Infuriating!

Witchend Fri 27-May-16 10:41:08

It's done it's job as an advert though. You're all talking about it.

I've not seen any of the adverts and have no wish to.

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