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To throw my sisters iPhone down the stairs, kick it at a wall then chuck it on the train tracks

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EatShitDerek Wed 25-May-16 17:29:26

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OohhItsNotHoxton Wed 25-May-16 17:31:00

It would be a kindness.

DoubtfireDear Wed 25-May-16 17:31:21


The best way to deal with Adele is definitely to drown her in Mad Dog grin

Energumene Wed 25-May-16 17:31:55

Or, y'know, give her headphones. But YANBU because Adele is fucking painful to listen to grin

LizzieMacQueen Wed 25-May-16 17:31:58

She's doing it to wind you up surely. And she has succeeded.

AnotherStitchInTime Wed 25-May-16 17:32:20


I once threw a rucksack full of my brothers videos (showing my age) on the street and jumped on it in a rage. He stole my last fiver.

EatShitDerek Wed 25-May-16 17:33:56

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Zucker Wed 25-May-16 17:34:58

DO IT, no court in the land would convict.

MrsVamos Wed 25-May-16 17:36:03

She must be in luuurve, EatShit.

Either that or unreciprocated feelings, or yearning for a lost love. grin

squoosh Wed 25-May-16 17:41:11

Yep. Definitely having yearnings of the romantic sort.

Has a boy done her wrong? Will she start stalking him in a power ballad friendly fashion?

NeedACleverNN Wed 25-May-16 17:46:05


It's better than the shit my dh listens to...

That fucking leek song to a club tune
It's enough to kill me

Click if you dare

Catzpyjamas Wed 25-May-16 17:47:23

Has she been chucked?
<remembers playing The Cars over and over and over>

EatShitDerek Wed 25-May-16 17:49:26

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squoosh Wed 25-May-16 17:52:54

Richard Marx Right Here Waiting was the song that spoke to my lovesick 14 year old self.

(I still quite like it although would never admit as much unless drunk)

LikeDylanInTheMovies Wed 25-May-16 17:53:19

I would reccomend a similar approach to Jamie from the Thick of it

EatShitDerek Wed 25-May-16 18:02:38

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Goingtobeawesome Wed 25-May-16 18:10:54

I played it must have been love, but it's over now on a loop plus probably a meat loaf tune or two.

Still makes me think of him now..

MrsVamos Wed 25-May-16 18:16:41

She's definitely got something lovey going on.

Poor girl.

Tell her not to angst about it. Yet. It gets worse.

You could put her off it. Say that if Adele spoke those words to anyone on the street, or texted/fb'd/instagrammed/whatsapped/twatted them, she'd have a conviction for stalking. wink

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties Wed 25-May-16 18:24:01

conviction for stalking grin

Your poor sister must be suffering from teenage angst.

NeedACleverNN Wed 25-May-16 18:24:53

It's catchy yes....but it gets stuck in your head for hours! That's why I hate it so much

Bogeyface Wed 25-May-16 18:26:08

Richard Marx was the song of my year long relationship with the BF I lost my virginity to. It was lovely when we were happy as he was at Uni and we would both play it when we were missing each other. Then he dumped me and I would play it for a good old sobfest.

Turned out he dumped me because he fancied my best friend, she did go out with him for a while (with my blessing) and then dumped him for his brother, which was nicely Karmic from my POV!

Oh and my first version of the song was on a flexi disc that came free with a magazine so I am really showing my age!

Autumnchill Wed 25-May-16 18:35:45


(Mine was Here Comes The Rain Again grin)

EatShitDerek Wed 25-May-16 18:37:41

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hesterton Wed 25-May-16 18:38:27

None of your were as bad as mine.

freshprincess Wed 25-May-16 18:39:04

Adele for 14 year olds? I think she's a bit dull and im in my 40s. They're all break up songs though, so she must have been spurned.

That said, If you broke my phone I'd rip your head off.

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